Blonde and Blonder

A professional dancer with notable confidence and a flashy lifestyle, Dee is impulsive yet loyal. Her quick misreading of a flight lesson leads to a crash that inadvertently binds her to Dawn. She thrives on bold moves, navigating the crazy plan with humor and heart, and later channels that energy into a charitable dream with Dawn.

A former secretary pursuing a dancing dream, Dawn is practical, optimistic, and fiercely loyal to Dee. She teams up with her new friend to chase opportunities, resulting in a chaotic but ultimately hopeful partnership. Her blend of determination and humor helps steer them through the mob-driven farce.

Head of the Triads in Niagara Falls, Wong is a powerful, calculating figure who becomes a central target of the plot. His wealth and influence make him a pivotal player in the mobster scheme, and his kidnapping heightens the chase. He exudes control even as the plan spirals out of control.

One of the two female assassins dispatched by the mob to remove Rimoli, Cat is sharp, stylish, and dangerous. She finds herself outpaced by Dee and Dawn’s mistaken identities, turning the chase into a revenge-driven sub-plot. Her cool demeanor contrasts with the chaos around her.

The other female assassin, Kit brings a similar blend of menace and poise. Along with Cat, she plans retaliation once Dee and Dawn impersonate them. Kit embodies the film’s theme of dangerous elegance and resourceful threat.

The mastermind behind the mob operation, the Godfather pulls strings to manage Rimoli’s fate and the broader scheme. He represents the unseen force driving the chaotic misadventures and the plan’s escalation. His presence looms even when he’s not on screen.

A mobster who hires the blondes to make a hit, Leo is driven by money and misdirection. He and Swan supervise the operation and follow the result, providing a steady thread of criminal ambition through the caper. His over-assertive schemes propel the plot’s chaos.

Leo’s partner in crime, Swan helps monitor the situation and ensures the plan remains on track. She offers a cooler, more controlled counterpoint to Leo’s brashness, adding tension and unpredictability to the mob dynamic. Her presence heightens the stakes of the pursuit.

Former mafia member and current informant running the Beaver Patch Lounge, Rimoli is the target of a double-death plot. His murder triggers the chain of events that entangle Dee and Dawn in mob intrigue. Rimoli’s insider status makes him a central, if guarded, figure in the underworld here.