Crazy Alien

A satellite strikes the alien craft, forcing it to crash back to Earth. The ship tumbles from orbit and lands inside an amusement park, triggering Earth’s first contact with extraterrestrial life. The alien diplomat is reluctant to interact with humans, resenting the duty imposed on it.

Geng Hao and Shen Tengfei discover the crashed ship and mistake the alien for an exotic monkey. They remove the headband and decide to train it for a performing act to make quick money. The alien resents being turned into a circus trophy and resists the setup.

The alien regains brief access to its headband, which functions as a camera. It uses the device to photograph its surroundings and the park’s replica landmarks, revealing its location to the human world. The two men remain unaware of the true purpose of the images as they push the prank forward.

Armenika's top operative John Stockton intercepts the alien’s transmissions and misreads them as coordinates to Earth’s key sites. He and his team race toward the Kremlin and the pyramids of Giza, shooting through anyone in their way in a bid to intercept the alien. The chase expands from a park to a global manhunt.

Geng wants to sell the alien, while Shen believes it could be a lucrative performing act. The alien regains its headband’s telekinetic power and forces both men to perform for its amusement. It demands Geng sign the treaty by placing a new ball in his mouth, but a misunderstanding complicates the moment.

During the confrontation, Geng misinterprets the treaty gesture and swallows the ball. The alien realizes the ruse and escalates its pressure. The two men scramble to outsmart and contain it.

The two men manage to get the alien very drunk and submerge its body in alcohol, hoping to render it useless. Believing they’ve killed the creature, they plan to sell the ‘monkey.’ The alien, still alive, becomes more determined to escape and regain control.

Armenika’s agents arrive and hide the alien by dressing its human-like suit onto a performing monkey. They take the disguised creature to the Armenika embassy, where officials question the two men. The exchange leads to a reluctant agreement to help them complete the treaty deception.

Geng presents the ball (still contaminated with the alien’s DNA) to Stockton, who signs the treaty, believing the seal is legitimate. A forensic scientist later reveals that the ball’s DNA traces belong to a monkey, the two men, and an Asian man, exposing the deception. The triumph of the deception turns to pursuit as Stockton realizes he’s been tricked.

Stockton pursues Geng and Shen across the city, realizing the diplomatic ruse. The two men return home only to discover the alien has resurrected and followed them. A renewed battle erupts as they try to secure the treaty once more.

In a chaotic finale, the two men get drunk with the alien and manage to sign the treaty again using a third ball. Telekinetic powers allow the alien to collect all the alcohol and transport it away. The treaty is finally established, leaving the world with a wry, alcohol-fueled peace.