Mr Jolly Lives Next Door

A psychopathic contract killer who hacks victims to death while playing Tom Jones tunes. He is cold, precise, and terrifyingly calm, using wit to mask brutal violence. He looms as the dangerous neighbor behind the film's chaos.

An effete gangster who extorts protection money and adores his Citroën DS. He combines theatrical bravado with ruthless ambition, using charm to mask his brutality. He actively pursues the protagonists to protect his interests.

One half of the Dreamytime Escorts; devious, calculating and, at times, stupid. He teams with his partner to run schemes that unfold into chaotic misadventures, reflecting a blend of sharp wit and incompetence.

The other half of the escort duo; described as extremely stupid. His blunt incompetence often derails their schemes, providing blunt counterpoint to Mayall's scheming.

Owner of the off-licence downstairs; refuses protection money from Lovebucket and becomes entangled in the criminals' scheme. He is principled but drawn into escalating violence, ultimately meeting a violent end.

A real-world radio presenter and game show host who appears as himself. He is mistaken by the duo for competition winners, pulling him into their misadventure and heightening the film's meta-humor.

A neighbor in the block; part of the ensemble surrounding the main duo's misadventures. Her presence adds social comedy and a domestic counterpoint to the criminals' excess.

A member of the escort circle; her involvement helps drive the enterprise's dynamics and satirical look at service, profit, and manipulation. She contributes to the film's ensemble energy.

Husband of Mrs. Cooper; part of the building's residents drawn into the surrounding mayhem. His role reinforces the everyday milieu that contrasts with the criminals' grand schemes.