Carry On Nurse

Reporter Ted York is rushed to Haven Hospital with appendicitis after an urgent ambulance ride. The driver speeds because he wants to hear the result of a horse race. Once in bed, Ted is smitten with Nurse Denton.

The Colonel, a gambler with a private room, has his bets placed by Mick on how long the Matron will take on her rounds. They exchange comments and wagers as the ward operates around them. The streetwise tension adds a comic undertone to hospital life.

That evening, boxer Bernie Bishop is admitted after injuring his hand at the end of a bout. He settles into the ward and his presence heightens the mix of sport and medicine. The staff prepare to manage his recovery and future boxing prospects.

The next day, the Sister galvanises the nurses, orderly and patients for Matron's inspection. Nurse Dawson is perceived as clumsy and unreliable, foiling expectations. The preparation underscores the ward's daily power dynamics.

Matron checks on the progress of patients and speaks to Mr. Hinton, who spends his time listening to the radio with headphones. Her rounds set strict tempo, reshaping the daily routine. Her presence tightens the atmosphere as staff respond to her instructions.

Ted is visited by his editor and agrees to write articles about his hospital experiences. He also realizes that Nurse Denton is in love with a doctor, though her interest is not returned. The revelation gives Ted a personal angle for his hospital journalism.

Bernie is informed that he will not be able to box for months due to injuries. The setback curtails his showman persona and alters the ward's conversations. Friends and staff discuss the implications for his career and morale.

Nurse Dawson is sent to ring the bell signaling the end of visiting hours, but she inadvertently calls the fire brigade. The mistaken call creates chaos and a moment of uproar within the hospital. The incident is later viewed with a lighthearted perspective by Matron.

Jill, sister of Oliver's friend Harry, visits the bookish Oliver, and the two reveal mutual affection though they are too shy to admit it. Bernie encourages Oliver to confess his true feelings. A gentle romantic thread develops amid hospital life.

Bernie's manager Ginger visits and tells him to adopt more showmanship rather than simply going for broke with every match. The conversation hints at a strategic shift in Bernie’s boxing career. Ward chatter shifts as expectations adjust.

Jack Bell arrives for a bunion removal; Jill visits Oliver and gives him nougat, which later makes Oliver ill. The small sweetness triggers a disproportionate reaction in the day's events. The delay sets up later tensions around the planned procedure.

Bell's operation is delayed, so the men toast with champagne and attempt to perform the bunion themselves. They end up laughing uncontrollably as the laughing gas has been left on, until a nurse intervenes. The episode highlights the improvisational chaos that autonomy can spawn in a hospital setting.

The Colonel plays a trick on Nurse Dawson by pinning a red 'L' on her back. Ted learns that Nurse Denton is applying for a job in America and tries to dissuade her from leaving. The interactions reveal the personal stakes tangled with professional life.

By the end of the narrative, Oliver leaves with Jill, Bernie departs with his wife and young son, and Ted is discharged to pursue a date with Nurse Denton. The hospital cycle closes for some and opens for others, hinting at new beginnings beyond Haven Hospital. Relationships and futures begin to diverge from the ward's daily routine.

Nurse Dawson and Nurse Axwell team up to replace a rectal thermometer with a daffodil as a prank against the Colonel. Matron, during inspection, manages to see the funny side of the situation. The playful resilience of the hospital community is reaffirmed as humor softens the chaos.