Carry On Nurse

The journalist Ted York Terence Longdon is rushed to Haven Hospital with appendicitis, and the quick ambulance ride is partly driven by the driver’s eagerness to hear the result of a horse race. Once Ted settles into a bed, a spark of attraction flickers between him and the nurse, the ever-patient Nurse Denton. He notices her kind smile as she moves from patient to patient, and what begins as a simple hospital stay slowly tugs at his attention. The ward hums with activity: the Colonel, a gambler with a private room, has his bets placed by Mick, the quick-witted orderly who keeps the rhythm of the floor with a cheeky grin and a running commentary on the day’s games.

That evening, a new patient arrives: Bernie Bishop, a boxer with a stubborn streak, admitted after injuring his hand near the close of a bout. The next morning brings the usual round of inspections as the Sister rallies the staff, the orderlies, and the patients for Matron’s visit. The atmosphere is brisk and a touch chaotic—Nurse Dawson, a clumsy yet well-meaning student nurse, struggles to keep up with the pace. Matron, the stern enforcer of order, checks the progress and even chats with Mr Hinton, who’s forever absorbed in his radio and headphones. The day is a contest of patience and wit, with Mick and the Colonel joking about how long Matron will take on her rounds, a rapport that threads through the ward like a private joke.

Ted finds himself drawn to the hospital’s daily life and to the world beyond his newspaper desk when his editor visits and he agrees to write articles about his hospital experiences. He begins to suspect that Nurse Denton may be fatefully involved with a doctor, though her affections seem directed elsewhere, and she quietly pines for a future beyond the walls. Meanwhile Bernie learns that he’ll be out of action for months, a blow to his boxing ambitions, and his manager, Ginger, stops by to urge him to add showmanship to his repertoire instead of relying on a hit-and-run style. In the same ward, Nurse Dawson receives a prank from the Colonel, who pins a red “L” on her back, turning an ordinary day into a small, shared joke for everyone to savor.

Oliver Reckitt, a bookish fellow who longs for connection, is visited by Jill, the sister of his friend Harry. They both feel drawn to each other but are too shy to speak plainly, a situation Bernie encourages them to resolve. Jill gives Oliver a bar of nougat as a friendly gesture, and he later falls ill after sharing the treat with his friends. That turn of events threads through the ward as Oliver’s routine is disrupted, and the day’s pressures mount. An anxious patient named Bert Able complains of sleeplessness, his restlessness amplified by medications that end up making him surprisingly exuberant and a little wild, until Bernie calms him with a brisk punch.

As the day wears on, Jack Bell’s bunion operation is delayed, dampening his plans for a romantic weekend. He offers the men in the ward the champagne he intended for himself, and in a moment of misguided camaraderie, they decide to remove the bunion themselves. The plan spirals into chaos as they bind the night nurse and Mr Hinton pretends to be her; when they head to the operating theatre, panic rises, but the atmosphere dissolves into laughter once the laughing gas has been left on, and the nurse arrives just in time to stop any real harm.

The Colonel returns to his mischief, this time with a practical joke that involves a misfit mislabeling of Nurse Dawson. Ted learns that Nurse Denton is considering a job in America and tries to talk her out of it, though the decision rests with her. Jack’s cold worsens, and his operation is postponed once again, cooling the romance that had started to bloom between Jill and Oliver. Oliver is discharged, leaving the hospital arm in arm with Jill, while Bernie is greeted by his wife and young son, and Ted, too, is discharged and makes a date with Nurse Denton.

In the quieter back half of the day, Nurse Dawson and Nurse Axwell devise a playful revenge on the Colonel by swapping a rectal thermometer for a playful daffodil, a small act that nevertheless spices the hospital’s routine. When Matron makes her inspection again, she cannot help but see the lighter side of the day’s chaos, and the staff’s stubborn resilience keeps the hospital running with a warm, communal humor. The day winds down with patients gradually leaving for home, friendships formed, and the sense that, despite the chaos, Haven Hospital remains a place where everyday lives intersect with laughter, care, and a touch of mischief.

Last Updated: October 09, 2025 at 11:10