Accident Man: Hitman's Holiday

Mike Fallon relocates to Malta in search of a fresh start, away from the chaos of his past life as a hit-man in London. The scenic island offers him a chance to escape his burdens and redefine his purpose.

In Malta, Mike engages Wong Siu-Ling, a skilled martial artist and descendant of a legendary Kung-Fu master, as a partner in his undertakings. They hold impromptu sparring sessions to keep Mike's skills sharp while navigating the criminal underworld.

Mike reunites with Fred, a former colleague known for his unconventional weaponry. Fred reveals the downfall of Mike's former mentor, Big Ray, whose reputation has plummeted following the fallout from Mike's vengeful actions.

Fred confides in Mike about his financial troubles after lavishly spending money on an online girlfriend named Leylo. Mike, feeling compassion for his friend, offers Fred a place to stay and a chance to assist with his contracts.

Mike and Fred establish a covert headquarters to plan jobs and test Fred's innovative gadgets. These inventions, including explosive suits, initially seem impractical but prove valuable as they embark on their missions.

After advising Fred to avoid a contract on Dante Zuuzer, the reckless heir of a Cosa Nostra clan, Mike focuses on honing his skills. Meanwhile, Siu-Ling pledges to help Fred find his elusive girlfriend.

Mike and Fred are unexpectedly abducted by Mrs. Zuuzer, who pressures Mike into identifying the individual behind the attempted hit on her son. The stakes rise as she threatens Fred's life if Mike fails to comply.

While navigating the increasingly dangerous situation, Mike encounters Big Ray at a local pub, discovering that his former mentor has come to Malta seeking revenge. The bounty on Mike's head now has escalated to €9 million, complicating matters further.

In a desperate attempt to protect Fred and tame the chaos, Mike rushes to a karaoke bar to confront Dante. When Dante refuses to cooperate, the situation escalates into violence, leading to a fierce fight with the skilled assassin Freya Du Preeze.

Mike, Fred, and Siu-Ling stand united against dangerous foes including Yendi the Vampire, Poco The Killer Clown, and Silas the Strangler. Their teamwork and determination highlight the stakes as they strive to keep Dante safe.

Mike faces Oyumi in a climactic battle for Dante's life. Just as the situation becomes dire, Big Ray intervenes, demonstrating a surprising change of heart by helping protect Mike's friends.

In a strategic move, Mike and his allies set a trap for Mrs. Zuuzer, utilizing a rigged explosive suit. The plan culminates in a deadly explosion that successfully eliminates their adversary, securing the €9-million bounty.

After the chaos settles, Fred confronts the reality that his online romance with Leylo was a mirage, leading to disappointment. This realization highlights the personal cost of their dangerous escapades.

In an introspective voiceover, Mike reflects on their tumultuous journey filled with chaos and danger. He looks forward to a future with Fred and Ray, where they can embark on new adventures together, describing it as 'a f**king Belter'.