The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!

Foxxy Love, a bold and outspoken presence in Drawn Together, suddenly discovers she can swear without censorship and immediately reaches out to the network to understand why the show has been canceled, a cancellation tied to The Suck My Taint Show—a pointed parody of South Park. The Network Head learns that the Drawn Together housemates are still alive, a truth the Jew Producer had kept from him, and he orders a drastic intervention: summon I.S.R.A.E.L., a robot built to erase cartoon characters, to wipe the house from existence. As the Jew Producer tries to warn the group, I.S.R.A.E.L. arrives and carries out the erasure, sending the housemates scrambling for their lives in Foxxy’s van.

The survivors quickly realize they aren’t original creations but parodies crafted specifically for the show, a revelation that shifts their strategy from self-preservation to a stubborn insistence on getting their program back on air. In the mix, Princess Clara holds fast to a belief in her royal lineage, insisting that her father could protect them, even as the others begin to question who she truly is. The group splits in their loyalties: Captain Hero joins Clara, along with Xandir and Ling-Ling, while Spanky Ham and Wooldoor Sockbat side with Foxxy. Amid the disagreements, Toot Braunstein seizes Foxxy’s van, adding another obstacle to their fragile plan.

Clara, Hero, Ling-Ling and Xandir, joined by what they assume is royalty—Clara’s kingdom awaiting refuge—find themselves imprisoned for impersonating nobility. The guards waste no time: Clara is executed after being dismembered by the captors. The remaining trio manages to hijack a carriage and escape the dungeon, but their trials are far from over. In a surprising turn, Foxxy, Spanky Ham and Wooldoor check in on the Suck My Taint Girl, who turns out to be a fan of the Show. She explains that the cancellation happened because vulgar and offensive content is deemed acceptable only when it’s intended to “make a point,” and she tempts them to prove that point by visiting Make-A-Point Land.

The three reunite with Hero, Xandir, Ling-Ling and Molly after their carriage collides with the trio during an attack by I.S.R.A.E.L., the sequence of events ending in a riverbank near a film-director’s commentary that reveals Ling-Ling’s tail can be pulled to inflate into a life raft, saving them from drowning. In a surprising detour, Foxxy pulls a drunken, heavily pregnant Toot from Bedrock, and the housemates press on toward Make-A-Point Land with the Suck My Taint Girl in tow. There, a wizard hands them a box and tells them it contains a single Point. Spanky argues that the group should reject the point and continue their vulgar crusade for their own amusement, while Wooldoor—opening the box—releases an eraser bomb that destroys him.

The confrontation returns to the larger stage: the Network Head, I.S.R.A.E.L. and the Jew Producer converge to erase the remaining cast. The Suck My Taint Girl reveals she is the Network Head’s wife and had tipped him off to the group’s location, complicating the plan even further. The Jew Producer urges I.S.R.A.E.L. to show mercy, and I.S.R.A.E.L. retaliates by impaling the Network Head on a spike. With the Head defeated, there are too many eraser bombs strapped to his waist to erase Make-A-Point Land completely, triggering a last-ditch scramble to control the situation. The Jew Producer and Suck My Taint Girl struggle for the detonator, dropping it and taking both themselves and Make-A-Point Land out of the picture. In the wake of this catastrophe, the troupe is rescued by The Giant Who Shits Into His Own Mouth—a South Park parody-like figure representing political bipartisanship—and the few survivors venture to the ruins of the Drawn Together house.

The aftermath sees the Jew Producer’s son stepping in to lead, hinting at the possibility of a direct-to-DVD movie that might offer a chance for the cast to reclaim their franchise. I.S.R.A.E.L. arrives once more, and she finds herself drawn to the Giant, with a spark that promises a strange, new partnership. Just as the group begins to laugh again at their turbulent journey, Spanky Ham inadvertently steps on an unexploded eraser bomb, erasing the entire company and bringing the series to a sudden, final stop.

Last Updated: October 10, 2025 at 16:05