Shredder Orpheus

In the Grey Zone, a nebulous post-apocalyptic community built out of shipping containers, Axel Steven “Jesse” Bernstein, Scratch Linda Severt, and Razoreus Marshall Reid distract themselves from ennui by skateboarding and listening to the music of Orpheus Robert McGinley and his band, the Shredders. On one such night, a mysterious cameraman films Eurydice Megan Murphy and takes the footage to Hades Gian-Carlo Scandiuzzi and Persephone Vera McCaughan, the managers of the Euthanasia Broadcast Network, or EBN.

The EBN programming brainwashes and sucks the souls out of the living, where they become part of the network. Needing fresh talent to corner the youth market, Hades sends his goons to murder and kidnap Eurydice at her wedding to Orpheus. Orpheus’s manager, Linus John Billingsley gives the couple a “Gibsonian Lyre-Axe Guitar” supposedly made by Jimi Hendrix that can unlock new realms of human consciousness. With its power, Orpheus pursues Eurydice’s captors through an EBN door.

Inside the EBN, Orpheus meets his parents Apollo Whitey Shapiro and Calliope Barb Benedetti, and barely escapes having his memories erased by a magic paper shredder that shreds the minds of incoming souls. Persephone takes an interest in Orpheus’s arrival and helps him confront Hades on‑air, and Orpheus’s resulting performance convinces Hades to turn his quest into a ratings stunt: he’ll let Orpheus and Eurydice go as long as he doesn’t look back until they’re both out. Due to Scratch calling her name, Orpheus turns around before Eurydice’s fully out, and she’s sent back to the EBN.

One year later, the EBN enjoys high ratings, while Orpheus has become a celebrity and drowns his sorrows in music and skateboarding. He has entered a depression over missing Eurydice, who has become a dancer for the network, and Linus and the others cover for missing gigs and have to remind him to eat. Orpheus’s interest is piqued when Axel’s gang mentions a gate to the underworld in a mysterious parking garage no one has successfully skated before, but when Linus suggests a tarot reading from Oracle, she cautions him against unnecessary risks. Meanwhile, Persephone wants Orpheus back on‑air to encourage a better performance from Eurydice, and the EBN sends Orpheus a magic skateboard that lets him navigate the hellish parking garage.

Orpheus confronts Hades and is given another chance to save Eurydice in the form of a game show; one door leads to Eurydice, while the other leads to his death. Orpheus accepts the challenge, but unbeknownst to him, Eurydice is locked in her dressing room and thus neither door is correct. Upon choosing the wrong door, the Furies [Cindy Kelly], [Deborah Labounty], [Lahly Poore], and [Deborah Sabin] decapitate Orpheus with a chainsaw, and, in a moment staged by the EBN, Eurydice reunites with Orpheus in death. Hades and Persephone exult over the spectacle, while Orpheus’s head is recovered by Razoreus. After a failed attempt to break into the garage, Axel and his gang strike against the EBN by blowing up one of their satellite dishes. The youth of the Grey Zone begin to look up to Orpheus, using his skull and music for skateboarding rituals. Axel expresses hope that one day they’ll realize he risked everything, even himself, for love.

Last Updated: October 09, 2025 at 15:06