Getting Any?

Asao, a naive 35-year-old man, lives with his grandfather in Saitama Prefecture and is clueless about dating. He fixates on sex and believes romance will come with the right car. He starts to seek out a vehicle that will supposedly fix his love life.

Watching an erotic TV film, Asao concludes that the key to getting girls is owning a fancy car. The idea consumes him and he heads to a car dealer to find a vehicle. He hopes the showroom will deliver the fantasy he saw on screen.

At the luxury car dealer, he is asked what kind of car he wants. He naively says 'a car for having sex' and is shown expensive models he cannot afford. Eventually, due to funds limits, he buys a used Honda Today instead.

Back home, he quickly restages the scene using a female mannequin to practice his lines. He then tries to replicate the film's pickup by approaching real girls on the street. The reality proves far more complicated and embarrassing.

After several humiliating attempts, Asao realizes that real social interactions are not as simple or forgiving as fiction. He confronts the gap between fantasy and reality. This leads him to reassess his approach to dating.

Concluding that a performance with a roadster might work better, Asao pleads for money from his grandfather. To fund his dream, he ends up selling his grandfather's liver and kidneys.

Back at the dealer, a salesman says he cannot afford a classic roadster, then insinuates a modern Eunos Roadster (Mazda Miata) and claims it's the same car. He agrees to buy, and the dealer's pretence hides the car's true cost.

The Eunos Roadster proves unreliable and soon falls apart. Asao pleads with the dealer, who refuses to discuss further, so he attaches the broken pieces to the back of his car in a makeshift repair.

Trying again to charm women on the street, he has no luck and ultimately sells the wrecked vehicle to a salvage company. His attempts to improve his love life continue to fail.

Stumbling upon an apparently abandoned Mazda RX-7 Turbo, he steals it and drives off. A young woman walking nearby becomes the target of his reckless ride: the car's brakes fail, he runs her down, and crashes into a billboard before abandoning the car.

After the crash, Asao envisions airline stewardesses offering naked 'on-board sex service' and decides to travel by plane. With no money, he hatches an armed bank robbery plan as a way to fund the dream.

To obtain a weapon, he travels to Kawaguchi City where he makes his own revolver in a local iron foundry. His adventures multiply as he encounters the yakuza, becomes Zatoichi, turns invisible, and even transforms into a giant fly-man.

The story culminates with his capture after diving into a large reservoir of feces. The finale emphasizes the film's surreal humor and chaotic tone as his plans unravel.

After the credits, Asao continues to leap around Tokyo as the fly-man. The final image shows him impaled on Tokyo Tower, a darkly comic capstone to his misadventures.