Absolutely Anything

The alien galactic council gathers to discuss the fate of humanity, analyzing a space probe filled with human secrets. They face the critical decision of whether to destroy Earth or to include humans in their interstellar community.

Unexpectedly, Neil Clarke, an overlooked teacher in London, is given unparalleled powers by the alien council. This bestowal marks the beginning of his tumultuous journey with abilities beyond his comprehension.

Neil, unaware of the power he possesses, whimsically wishes for his least favorite students to be eliminated. The alien technology swiftly grants this wish, plunging his life into chaos and showcasing the dangerous potential of his newfound abilities.

In a frantic attempt to control the chaos from earlier, Neil accidentally animates the dead as flesh-eating zombies. Although he manages to reverse this blunder, the incident leaves him shaken and aware of the responsibility tied to his powers.

As Neil struggles with his powers, he begins to make personal wishes, including one for his friend Ray to win the affection of Miss Pringle. However, his desires soon spiral into selfishness, leading to unexpected complications.

Catherine unexpectedly visits Neil, unaware of the chaotic cosmic events surrounding them. Their romantic encounter is interrupted by her obsessive ex, Colonel Grant, leading to an unforeseen series of confrontations.

Catherine, believing Neil is already involved with Dennis after witnessing his affections, decides to confront Grant. Neil further complicates matters by playfully breaking Grant's arm in a moment of frustration.

The situation escalates when Grant kidnaps Neil to restrain him from using his powers. Neil is forced to comply with bizarre requests, leading to surreal changes to London, including unusual physical alterations to its citizens.

In a desperate attempt to use his powers for good, Neil wishes to eliminate world hunger and wars. However, his noble intentions backfire, triggering disastrous consequences including an epidemic of obesity and overpopulation.

Reeling from the chaos he has caused, Neil contemplates suicide, struggling with the realization of his recklessness. Just as he is about to act, his loyal dog Dennis leaps into the Thames, prompting a moment of clarity.

Inspired by Dennis's selflessness, Neil chooses to relinquish his powers to his dog. This moment signifies a turning point where Neil acknowledges the dangers of his misuse of power and seeks to make amends.

Meanwhile, the alien council concludes that Earth is unworthy of existence based on their warped morality. Their final decision to destroy the planet hangs in the balance as Neil struggles to reverse his previous actions.

In a twist of fate, Dennis wishes for the destruction of the source of Neil's powers, triggering a catastrophic backlash that obliterates the alien ship. This act of selflessness saves humanity but also ignites speculation about Dennis's own powers.

With the alien threat neutralized and their powers stripped away, Neil asks Catherine out on a date. To his surprise, she accepts, marking a new chapter in their troubled relationship.

Just as everyone feels a sense of relief, it becomes evident that Dennis retains some measure of the alien power. This revelation opens the door for new adventures and challenges ahead for humanity.