What Planet Are You From?

In a remote universe, Harold is tasked by Graydon, the ruler of his sophisticated society, to infiltrate Earth. His mission is to find a human female, successfully impregnate her, and return to his planet with the newborn.

Harold's earthly journey begins in Phoenix, Arizona, where he adopts the identity of Harold Anderson. He quickly integrates into society by securing a job at a local bank, setting the stage for his mission.

At the bank, Harold meets Perry Gordon, a charming colleague who attends Alcoholics Anonymous meetings more for socializing than for support. This connection leads Harold to understand Earth's social dynamics better.

Harold accompanies Perry to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he meets Susan, a recovering addict. Their initial interaction ignites a complicated relationship that becomes central to Harold's mission.

Before beginning his mission, Harold proposes to Susan, leading them to a spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas. This quick decision is crucial for Harold to solidify his connection with Susan as he moves forward.

As they start their life together, Susan finds joy in her relationship with Harold, unaware of the peculiarities related to his anatomy. Harold's prosthetic penis complicates their intimacy but adds to the humor of their situation.

Roland Jones, an FAA employee, becomes suspicious of Harold after observing his unusual behaviors. His curiosity transforms into an obsession to uncover Harold’s extraterrestrial origins, adding tension to the story.

As Harold's mission reaches its final phase, the birth of his child prompts him to abandon Susan and return to his home planet. However, the weight of his decision creates inner turmoil, leading him to rethink his actions.

Struggling with guilt, Harold decides to return the child to Susan, revealing his true intentions. This choice places him at odds with his orders from Graydon, showcasing his emotional conflict.

Harold attempts to demonstrate his alien nature to Susan, but before he can do so, Roland interrupts. Susan is devastated as she grapples with feelings of betrayal while trying to understand Harold's true identity.

Following the tension with Susan, Harold confronts Roland, who now knows his secret. Their interaction adds a layer of confrontation, highlighting the complications of trust in Harold's double life.

As tensions peak, Graydon arrives, brandishing weaponry and demanding Harold's return to their planet. This confrontation escalates into a dramatic showdown that will determine Harold's fate.

In an unexpected turn, Roland intervenes by shooting Graydon, resulting in his death. This act of bravery shifts the dynamics of power, leaving Harold and Susan to deal with the aftermath.

After Graydon's demise, Susan proposes a truce, leading Harold and her to renew their vows in a heartfelt ceremony. This moment restores some hope and love amidst the chaos that has enveloped them.

As Harold reflects on his impending leadership role back on his planet, he chooses to endure a long commute to keep his love for Susan alive. This decision underscores the depth of his feelings and desire for connection.