Wasting Away

In a hidden military complex, a top‑secret serum meant to create unstoppable soldiers leaks into an unsuspecting batch of frozen dessert. The contagion, hidden inside the whimsically named “Ale Cream,” drifts out of the secure lab and lands in the hands of everyday civilians, turning a routine snack into the catalyst for an absurdly chaotic outbreak.

Tim, an arcade employee, shares the tainted treat with his closest circle: Mike, the earnest go‑getter with a secret crush; Cindy, the bright‑spirited love interest; and Vanessa, Mike’s ex‑girlfriend who still harbors lingering feelings. As the sweet chill settles, the quartet slips into unconsciousness, only to awaken with a peculiar new condition: their bodies have become the walking embodiment of the experimental serum, yet their minds stubbornly cling to the belief that they are now super‑soldiers. Their perception of time is warped, and the world around them feels oddly accelerated, turning mundane interactions into a disorienting blur.

The film balances a dark, sludgy horror premise with a vibrant, off‑kilter comedy, letting the audience experience the unsettling humor of characters who are simultaneously undead and convinced of their own heroism. Their misplaced confidence fuels a series of misadventures as they attempt to navigate a society that no longer recognizes them as human, leading to hilariously mismatched displays of strength, endurance, and bewildered optimism.

Against the backdrop of a jittery, neon‑lit town and looming military secrecy, the group’s uneasy camaraderie becomes the core of the story. Their shared confusion and reluctant teamwork hint at larger questions about control, contagion, and the thin line between engineered perfection and comedic disaster—setting the stage for a riotously bizarre showdown that promises both laughs and shivers.

Last Updated: October 11, 2025 at 19:44