This Means War

This Means War

Year: 2012

Runtime: 98 min

Language: English

Director: McG

ActionComedyRomance

In a thrilling game of cat-and-mouse, two CIA operatives, FDR Foster and Tuck, must confront their unbreakable bond when they both fall head over heels for the stunning Lauren. As they engage in a hilarious and high-stakes battle for her affection, their elite skills and arsenal of gadgets are pitted against each other in a war that will leave only one man standing.

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Timeline – This Means War (2012)
Trace every key event in This Means War (2012) with our detailed, chronological timeline. Perfect for unpacking nonlinear stories, spotting hidden connections, and understanding how each scene builds toward the film’s climax. Whether you're revisiting or decoding for the first time, this timeline gives you the full picture.
1

Mission in Hong Kong

CIA agents FDR Foster and Tuck Hansen are sent on a critical mission to Hong Kong. Their objective is to prevent the international criminal Karl Heinrich from acquiring a dangerous weapon of mass destruction.

Hong Kong
2

Jonas Heinrich's Death

An unexpected incident leads to the death of Karl Heinrich's brother, Jonas. This tragic event prompts Karl to vow revenge against FDR and Tuck, escalating the situation.

3

Desk Duty Assignment

Upon returning to America, FDR and Tuck's superior, Collins, decides to pull them from fieldwork. For their safety, she assigns them to desk duty, much to their frustration.

4

FDR's Disguise and Tuck's Past

FDR adopts the guise of a cruise ship captain, while Tuck impersonates a travel agent. Tuck struggles with his past, including an ex-wife named Katie and their son Joe.

5

Tuck's Online Dating Adventure

After seeing an advertisement for online dating, Tuck decides to take a chance and matches with Lauren Scott. Lauren is facing her own challenges with her ex-boyfriend's engagement.

6

FDR and Lauren's Encounter

FDR unexpectedly meets Lauren at a video store and tries to charm her without realizing she is Tuck's date. Despite her dismissive attitude, FDR's confidence leads him to crash one of Lauren's product testing sessions.

Video Store
7

Conflicted Dating Situation

As FDR and Tuck both date Lauren, they agree to keep their friendship a secret. However, tensions rise as they use CIA technology to learn about her preferences and sabotage each other's efforts.

8

Heinrich's Arrival in America

Lauren invites Tuck to lunch just as FDR discovers that Heinrich has arrived in the United States. FDR's desperate warning leads to a fistfight between him and Tuck, revealing the stakes involved.

9

Lauren and Trish's Capture

In a dramatic turn of events, Lauren and her friend Trish are captured by Heinrich and his henchmen. This predicament sparks a thrilling chain of rescue attempts by FDR and Tuck.

10

Daring Rescue Operation

FDR and Tuck combine their CIA skills in an exhilarating car chase to save Lauren and Trish. They follow Lauren's advice to shoot out the headlights of Heinrich's vehicle, leading to a chaotic, climactic confrontation.

11

Heinrich's Demise

The confrontation culminates in Heinrich's demise when his car crashes off a bridge. This decisive moment brings relief to FDR and Tuck as they successfully thwart Heinrich's plans.

12

New Beginnings

In the aftermath, Lauren decides to be with FDR, while Tuck reconciles with Katie, leading to their remarriage. Both men experience significant personal growth through these relationships.

13

New Mission Announcement

Shortly after their romantic resolutions, FDR and Tuck find themselves preparing for a new mission. They hilariously get ready to parachute from a Chinook helicopter, reflecting their adventurous lives.

Chinook Helicopter
14

FDR's Proposal

During the parachuting mission, FDR reveals his intention to marry Lauren. He also drops a shocking admission about an intimate encounter with Katie, leading to tensions with Tuck.

15

Helicopter Chaos

Tuck, outraged by FDR's comments and the misunderstandings, tackles him out of the helicopter. This moment unexpectedly cements their friendship, fueled by both rivalry and camaraderie.

Chinook Helicopter

Last Updated: October 27, 2024 at 18:50

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