Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans

Year: 2008

Language: Tagalog

Directors: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

ComedyWar

A hilarious and irreverent comedy follows Spartan King Leonidas and his warriors as they face off against Xerxes' overwhelming Persian army. The battle for freedom is complicated by a series of outlandish events, including terrible dancing, terrible jokes, and encounters with unexpected celebrity look-alikes. The film delivers a chaotic and comedic take on the classic tale of bravery and sacrifice.

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Timeline – Meet the Spartans (2008)

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1

Abandonment of the Deformed Baby

The movie opens with an elderly Spartan examining a deformed infant who ultimately faces abandonment. This act serves as a controversial nod to the ogre from 'Shrek the Third,' setting a tone of humor intertwined with harsh realities.

2

Leonidas' Impressive Entrance

Leonidas, portrayed by Sean Maguire, makes a striking impression upon his arrival, showcasing his impressive physique. His natural charisma wins over the Spartans, and he initiates a rigorous training regimen to prepare for future battles.

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3

Leonidas' Harsh Trials

After being exiled into the wilderness, Leonidas endures a brutal winter filled with challenges. Notable among these is a showdown with a gangster penguin, humorously referencing 'Happy Feet' as he dons a penguin skin hat upon his return.

Winter Wilderness
4

The Proposal

Upon his return, Leonidas witnesses Margo engaging in an erotic dance and decides to propose to her. This scene humorously culminates in Margo revealing the combination to her chastity belt, showcasing their playful chemistry.

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5

The Persian Messenger Arrives

Years later, while training his son, Leonidas is informed by Captain about the arrival of the Persian messenger. The messenger, accompanied by the Spartan traitor Traitoro, presents Xerxes' demands for Sparta's capitulation.

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6

Leonidas' Fury

Leonidas greets the messenger following Spartan customs, but his anger escalates when he catches him making out with his wife. In a fit of rage, he flips the situation, sending the messenger and even Britney Spears into the 'pit of death.'

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7

Consulting the Oracle

Determined to proceed against the Persians, Leonidas consults an Oracle depicted as Ugly Betty. Her warning about impending death weighs heavily on him as he spends a night contemplating the potential consequences of war.

Oracle's Temple
8

Gathering the Troops

Leonidas sets out to amass his warriors but is disheartened to find only 13 Spartans willing to join him. The criteria for enlistment based on looks, particularly Mediterranean tans and physique, humorously narrows his selection.

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9

Confrontation at the Hot Gates

Upon reaching the Hot Gates, Leonidas and his small band of Spartans encounter a deformed Paris Hilton. She attempts to align with them, but is dismissed for her inability to wield a spear, setting a comedic tone for the clashes ahead.

Hot Gates
10

Victory Dance Contest

As the battle for Sparta begins, the Spartans engage in a peculiar dance-off against Xerxes' messengers. Claiming victory through their surprising dance moves, the hilarity escalates as the villains tumble off a cliff.

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11

Betrayal by Paris Hilton

Just when victory seems within reach, Paris Hilton betrays the Spartans by revealing the secret goat path to Xerxes in exchange for riches. This treachery sets the stage for a major conflict with dire consequences for Leonidas and his warriors.

Hot Gates
12

The Tragic Battle

The confrontation escalates as the Persians unveil their secret weapon, a CGI version of Ghost Rider alongside Rocky Balboa. The chaotic battle leads to the heartbreaking death of Leonidas' brave soldier Sonio, prompting Leonidas to vow vengeance.

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13

The Humorous Showdown

In an unexpected turn, Leonidas faces Xerxes, who transforms into 'Xerxestron' after encountering a mysterious Transformer Cube. The showdown takes a comedic twist when Xerxestron trips over an extension cord, fulfilling Leonidas' prophetic fall.

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14

Dilio's Return

After a year, the blind Dilio returns to Sparta to recount the legacy of Leonidas. Gathering a hundred true Spartans, he inadvertently leads them the wrong way, ending up in Malibu where they meet Lindsay Lohan.

One Year Later Malibu
15

The Musical Finale

The film concludes with a lively musical segment featuring the characters performing 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor. This exuberant finale captures the spirit of camaraderie and celebration amid the absurdity of the narrative.

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Last Updated: October 27, 2024 at 18:16

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