Machete Kills

Machete Kills

Year: 2013

Runtime: 107 min

Language: English

Director: Robert Rodriguez

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A former federale agent, Machete is tasked by the President to stop Voz, a dangerous revolutionary and arms dealer planning global chaos. Pursued by numerous assassins, Machete must use his lethal skills in a high-stakes mission to ensure national security and deliver justice. The thrilling action unfolds as he confronts a relentless and formidable enemy.

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1

Fake Trailer Introduction

The film opens with a humorous fake trailer titled 'Machete Kills Again... In Space!'. This clip features the legendary hero Machete, portrayed by Danny Trejo, embarking on a cosmic adventure filled with comedic flourishes and recognizable guest stars.

2

Military Operations Interrupted

At the Arizona-Mexico border, a team of military personnel unpacks advanced weaponry for an operation. However, their efforts are disrupted by Machete and his ally Sartana Rivera, who quickly realize the military is colluding with the cartel.

Arizona-Mexico border
3

Tragic Ambush

The situation escalates dramatically when the cartel ambushes the soldiers. Amidst the chaos, Sartana is shot fatally by a luchador, leaving Machete devastated as he discovers her lifeless body.

Arizona-Mexico border
4

Captured by Sheriff Doakes

Machete finds himself captured by the racist Sheriff Doakes, facing imminent death. Just when hope seems lost, President Charlie Sheen intervenes, offering him a chance at life in exchange for completing a dangerous mission.

5

Mission to Hunt Mendez

Tasked with hunting down the cartel member Demian Bichir, Machete reluctantly agrees to the dangerous assignment. Little does he know, the mission will take him on a path filled with peril and unexpected alliances.

6

Meeting Blanca Vasquez

Upon arriving in San Antonio, Machete meets his ally Blanca Vasquez, also known as Miss San Antonio. Their brief but intense encounter involves Blanca showcasing her arsenal and offering crucial intel about a lead named Cereza.

San Antonio
7

Acapulco Brothel Encounter

Machete's journey takes him to Acapulco, where he encounters a wild brothel run by Sofia Vergara. He gains the help of Cereza, but tragedy strikes when she is shot by a revolutionary known as Zaror.

Acapulco
8

Pursuit of Mendez

As Machete pursues the dangerous Mendez, he faces thrilling escapes and explosive confrontations. Mendez reveals his madness as he threatens to set off an explosive device strapped to his chest, elevating the urgency.

9

Showdown with El Camaleon

During the search for Mendez, Machete encounters El Camaleon, a shape-shifting hitman. The dramatic confrontations push Machete to his limits as he battles various enemies while racing against time.

10

Confrontation at Voz Tech Industries

In a climactic showdown at Voz Tech Industries, Machete faces Luther Voz, played by Mel Gibson. The stakes are high as Machete navigates a chaotic battlefield while trying to save Mendez and the city from disaster.

Voz Tech Industries
11

Explosive Finale

In a dramatic climax, Machete leaps onto a missile to divert its course, preventing a catastrophic strike on Washington, D.C. His success in averting disaster hints at the thrilling adventures that still await him.

12

Intergalactic Mission Hint

As the film comes to a close, Machete's next adventure is teased, implying a journey filled with intergalactic challenges. The ending leaves audiences excited about future escapades and unresolved storylines.

13

Humorous Outtake

The film wraps up with a humorous outtake featuring Michelle Rodriguez playfully 'pussy-punching' Amber Heard. This lighthearted moment, along with a surreal shot of President Rathcock in space, adds a comedic touch.

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