Curse of the Queerwolf

Larry meets a person he believes is a woman, but who is really a transvestite. The encounter ends with the bite on his buttocks that marks him for a future queerwolf transformation. The bite triggers a curse that will surface during the full moon.

On the night of the first full moon, Larry transforms into a queerwolf. His girlfriend becomes suspicious and accuses him of lying about leading a double life. The transformation establishes the dual life he must live because of the curse.

A group of religious cult hunters locates the transformed transvestite at Larry's apartment and confronts him. They warn him that his condition carries a curse and urge him to seek protection or a cure. The encounter raises the stakes as he tries to keep his secret from those who would hunt him.

The hunters reveal that the original queerwolf has been slain with a silver dildo, the only weapon known to kill a dickanthrope. The grim method underscores the lethal nature of the curse. The hunters depart, leaving Larry more anxious about his fate.

A Gypsy offers to help Larry control or cure his condition. Larry declines the aid at first, insisting on handling the problem himself. The offer remains open for later consideration.

After his transformation, he seeks out the Gypsy again. She explains that the only reliable defense against the turning is a medallion bearing John Wayne's portrait. The medallion is said to prevent transformation on the following night.

Using the medallion, Larry passes a night without turning and takes his girlfriend to a fancy restaurant to celebrate. The mood is buoyant, and it seems the curse might be contained. However, this moment of peace feels fragile as new threats loom.

The queerwolf hunters arrive at the restaurant and openly accuse Larry of being a dickanthrope. Larry remains confident in the medallion's protection and denies the accusation. He tries to deflect by presenting calm control of himself.

As the diners are being seated, a group of armed men attempt to rob the restaurant. Larry steps out into the moonlight to demonstrate his invulnerability, hoping to deter the attackers. The double danger of a moonlit curse and an armed robbery sets the stage for a chaotic confrontation.

With the medallion broken and off, Larry transforms in full view. He bites several men, who instantly transform into queerwolves themselves. The attackers attempt to subdue him as the chaos escalates.

His captors haul him into a makeshift fagxorcism ritual. The head priest sprinkles beer on Larry and shows him pictures of macho icons like Burt Reynolds and Mr. T. The process makes him vomit pink soup.

The fagxorcism appears to work, and Larry resumes his normal life for a time. The immediate danger subsides, but the personal and legal costs linger. He is left to navigate the consequences of his curse.

In the closing audio, Larry is revealed to have been arrested, tried, and convicted for accidentally running over the Gypsy woman. He spends the rest of his life in prison. The coda reframes the night's events as the price of the curse.