America: The Motion Picture

In January 1776, shortly after the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Benedict Arnold orchestrates a betrayal against his fellow patriots. This treacherous act leads to the death of many innocent people at the hands of the British, setting the stage for chaos.

Arnold's plot thickens as he confronts George Washington and Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theater. During a play, Abe's complaints about high ticket prices provide an odd moment of tension before the chaotic events unfold.

In a shocking turn of events, Arnold transforms into a werewolf and violently destroys the signed Declaration of Independence. He then fatally attacks Lincoln, who in his final moments urges Washington to commit to the future of America.

Despite narrowly escaping death, Washington retaliates against Arnold's brutality with chainsaws. However, Arnold manages to evade capture, revealing his cunning and treachery, leaving Washington in a state of frustration.

At Lincoln's somber funeral, Washington meets Martha Dandridge, who encourages him to continue fighting for the revolution. Their encounter inspires Washington, rekindling a sense of purpose.

Washington teams up with Samuel Adams and a diverse group of allies, including Thomas Edison, Geronimo, and Paul Revere. Together, they form an eclectic team to take on Arnold's sinister plot.

The group tracks Arnold down to a vibrant bar in Vietnam, where they engage in a tense confrontation. In a moment of desperation, Geronimo sacrifices his arm to prevent turning into a werewolf after being bitten by Arnold.

As Arnold makes a swift getaway on a Jet Ski through the Boston River, Washington grapples with feelings of defeat. However, Martha encourages him, reigniting his determination to fight back.

To combat Arnold, the group enlists the help of master blacksmith John Henry to forge a silver bullet. Their quest brings them aboard the Titanic to secure silver spoons needed for the weapon.

Their heist takes an unexpected turn when the Titanic tragically sinks, complicating their plans. They concoct a cover story about an iceberg collision, but their mission is derailed amidst the chaos.

Arnold captures Martha, who becomes a pawn in his schemes alongside King James. Washington learns of their plans and prepares to set a trap to capture Arnold and thwart his war machine.

In a climactic moment, Clyde sacrifices himself to prevent Arnold from unleashing a devastating explosion. This act of bravery underscores the stakes at hand as Washington rallies his forces.

The battle escalates as Washington's hastily formed army clashes with a supernatural British force led by a holographic King James. Fantastical elements turn the battlefield into a chaotic scene of mayhem.

As Arnold transforms into a Mega Wolf, the tide turns when Edison creatively repurposes tea rain into a wave of beer. This brilliant tactic causes an identity crisis among the British ranks, undermining Arnold's power.

Months later, Washington holds a celebration on July 4, 1776, to commemorate America's founding. However, the event erupts in chaos as serious societal issues ignite heated debates among the crowd.