Who’s Minding the Mint?

A Bureau of Engraving and Printing employee who finances a high-life lifestyle through free trials and clever deceptions. He is resourceful, impulsive, and often events-prone, balancing charm with self-denial. His plan to mint counterfeit-free money sets the caper in motion.

A retired mint worker who clings to life through companionship with his beagle, Inky. He provides steady counsel and practical know-how, serving as the moral compass for the crew. His experience anchors the plan and his affection for Harry anchors the team.

Harry's co-worker and admirer, who tries to win his attention with homemade fudge and later joins the scheme. She shows resourcefulness and willingness to take action, complicating romantic dynamics. Her involvement adds emotional stakes and practical help.

A safecracker recruited to join the caper; he is street-smart and pragmatic, contributing cunning and muscle to the plan. He views the job as another professional opportunity and negotiates terms accordingly.

A pawnbroker who fronts funds and supplies the capital needed to execute the plan. He is opportunistic but provides financial scaffolding for the risky venture. He understands the appeal of a fast, big payday.

A public works employee who can navigate the city’s sewer system to access the mint. He brings street-level know-how and a knack for exploiting infrastructure. His involvement highlights the absurdity and risks of the plan.

Mario is the straight-off-the-boat Italian cousin who tags along with the crew, adding comic relief and unpredictable outcomes. He inadvertently complicates rehearsals with his gusto and missteps.

An ice cream truck driver who provides a diversion and a means to distract a key resident overlooking the manhole. He contributes to the plan with unassuming, everyday mobility.

An amusement-park boat captain who designs a vessel capable of fitting down a manhole to reach the mint. He is inventive and resourceful, turning a fun gig into a crucial piece of the scheme.

Harry's supervisor and nemesis who can't understand how Harry can live beyond his means. He presents the risk of audit and accountability, acting as the antagonistic counterweight to the con.