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The Majestics, a legendary Scots rock ’n’ roll band, stand on the eve of their 1986 Silver Jubilee tour, but tragedy strikes when their magnetic lead singer Big Jazza McGlone, Robbie Coltrane, dies in a car crash just before the road itinerary even begins. The sudden loss casts a pall over the group, painting the tour with a sense of doom even as the promise of renewed fame lingers in the air.

In the wake of the funeral, the band’s shrewd yet unscrupulous manager Eddie Clockerty, Richard Wilson, schemes to keep the Majestics afloat. He talks Big Jazza’s younger brother Danny McGlone, Robbie Coltrane, home from New York for the service and persuades him to join the lineup as the new frontman. It’s a risky move, but it offers a glimmer of salvation for a group battered by grief and bad luck. Soon after, Suzi Kettles, Emma Thompson, a sharp, resourceful former classmate of Danny, steps in with a guitar and becomes a member of the band, signaling a fresh energy that fans hope will lift their fortunes.

What follows is a painstakingly crooked ascent: the Majestics embark on a final, dispiriting tour through Scotland’s rough-and-tumble clubs and pubs. Backstage, petty squabbles and a string of personal disasters threaten to derail the fragile revival. Vincent Diver, Maurice Roëves, the aging heart-throb known in the circuit as “the iron man of Scottish Rock,” drifts between infidelity and public spectacle. He cheats on his wife Noreen, while his romantic entanglements pull in Glenna, a girlfriend whose pregnancy becomes a focal point of tension and tragedy. The unborn child’s fate remains unclear—whether the pregnancy is real or a cruel mirage—yet Glenna’s despair drives her to leap from a bridge into the Clyde.

Complicating the band’s already delicate balance is Vincent’s violent turn: he is knifed in Buckie by a girl who believes she is his illegitimate daughter from a tour long past. Amid the chaos, Suzi’s history with an abusive estranged husband—an ominous dentist—rears its head, and Danny’s instinct to protect Suzi leads to a shockingly raw moment where he drills holes in the dentist’s teeth with the drill, a grim symbol of the violence simmering behind the tour’s glitter. The uneasy romance between Danny and Suzi adds another layer to the mix, providing both moments of humor and unease as their feelings collide with the band’s precarious dynamics.

The ongoing double-act between the dour Eddie Clockerty and his wry, sharp-tongued secretary Janice Toner, Katy Murphy, keeps the operation running even as the cracks widen. Their banter punctuates the tour’s grind, offering a counterpoint to the more melodramatic personal arcs while underscoring how money, fame, and control shape every decision the Majestics must make.

As the tour builds toward its climax, the band’s performance at the Glasgow Pavilion becomes a stage for culmination and catastrophe. In a final, devastating turn, Vincent drenches himself with Polish vodka and sets himself alight, turning a night of music into a grim farewell that crowns the tour with tragedy rather than triumph. The concert, meant to be a victory lap, becomes a stark reminder of the price that fame and dependency can exact.

In the end, the Majestics’ journey through grief, ambition, and raw human frailty is captured in a portrait of a band trying to survive the pressures of legacy and the capricious demands of life on the road. The film threads together moments of dark humor, blistering backstage tension, and heartbreaking losses, leaving a marked impression of how a group of musicians fights to keep their voices—and their sanity—amidst the wreckage of their own glittering myths.

Last Updated: November 29, 2025 at 00:47