Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, known for their unconventional filmmaking, are granted a staggering budget of $1 billion to make 'Bonjour, Diamond Jim'. This unexpected funding comes from Tommy Schlaaang, the enigmatic head of the Schlaaang Corporation, setting the stage for a series of outrageous events.

With access to their enormous budget, Tim and Eric indulge in a whirlwind of extravagance, including luxurious makeovers, extravagant 10-course meals, and even incorporating real diamonds into the wardrobe of their lead character, Diamond Jim. Their lavish spending quickly becomes ostentatious and over the top.

In a shocking turn of events, Tim and Eric accidentally cast an impersonator to play the role of Johnny Depp instead of the actual actor. This blunder solidifies the film's fate as a dismal failure, particularly when it turns out that the entire film lasts a mere three minutes.

As the reality of their disastrous film sets in, executives from the Schlaaang Corporation confront Tim and Eric over the staggering $1 billion that they have squandered. The duo faces the terrifying prospect of accountability, with the threat of imprisonment looming over them.

With their funds dwindling to near nothing, Tim and Eric spiral into panic. In their desperation to salvage the situation, they have a sudden epiphany in a nightclub bathroom, leading them to consider a new venture that could provide financial relief.

After their bathroom revelation, Tim and Eric encounter an advertisement for the S'Wallow Valley Mall, touted as a potential goldmine by its quirky owner, Damien Weebs. They abandon their film project to pursue a new business adventure as they rebrand themselves as Dobis PR.

Upon arriving at S'Wallow Valley Mall, Tim and Eric navigate through its eerie, decrepit hallways. They meet an assortment of odd characters, including Taquito, who exhibits a child's mentality, as they begin to formulate their revitalization plans.

As they delve into the mall's operations, Tim and Eric uncover a terrifying secret lurking in the food court—a man-eating wolf with an endless appetite. They must confront this ancient peril while trying to salvage their floundering business venture.

Their revitalization efforts are met with resistance from Allen Bishopman, a tenacious shop owner vehemently opposed to change. This challenge complicates Tim and Eric’s attempts to turn the mall into a profitable venture.

Compounding their professional challenges, Eric grapples with unreciprocated feelings for Katie, a mall employee. His emotional turmoil leads him down a destructive path, further complicating his partnership with Tim.

In a twisted turn of events, Tim seizes the moment to pursue a romantic interest in Katie while Eric is preoccupied. This betrayal intensifies the conflict between the two friends and ultimately leads to an epic confrontation.

Despite their relentless efforts to rejuvenate the mall, Tim and Eric fail to meet their ambitious revenue goals. The consequences of their shortcomings become apparent as the Schlaaang Corporation intensifies its scrutiny on their activities.

As the tension peaks, a chaotic shootout erupts outside the mall, resulting in the tragic deaths of several key characters. Tim and Eric, caught in the violence, are forced to deal with the fallout of their decisions and the impending retribution from Schlaaang.

In the aftermath of the chaos, Tim and Eric's revenge against the corporation leads to dire consequences; they are sentenced to death for murder. The weight of their actions crashes down upon them in their moment of supposed victory.

In a mind-bending twist, it is revealed that all these events were part of a film being screened for filmmaking legend Steven Spielberg. The director praises Tim and Eric's work as the greatest film ever made, leading to a jubilant celebration of their unexpected success.