Three Little Pirates

In 1672, the Stooges—[Moe Howard], [Larry Fine], and [Curly Howard]—find themselves mariners aboard a refuse barge that drifts to a desolate shore, marooned on the eerie Dead Man’s Island. The trio’s arrival immediately catches the eye of the island’s stern governor, a man who is initially skeptical of their tale but cannot deny the unmistakable sailor’s rhythm in their movements as they go about their work. The governor’s doubt quickly shifts to irritation, though, when Curly’s harmless flirtation with the governor’s betrothed, [Rita], stirs trouble and destabilizes whatever fragile peace exists on the island.

With his grip tightening and a harsh fate looming—beheading or immolation—the Stooges brace for a grim fate. The situation takes a decisive turn thanks to Rita’s discontent with her would-be husband’s tyrannical rule. She proves resourceful and daring, slipping the Stooges hidden tools and guiding them through an underground passage that hints at a possible escape. Yet, even as they navigate the claustrophobic tunnel, their trademark bickering sabotages their plan, and they are dragged back into confinement.

Rita refuses to surrender and instead hatches a bold ruse: the Stooges will disguise themselves as exotic dignitaries bearing lavish gifts. Curly steps into the role of the myopic Maharaja of Canarsie, claiming dominion over the imaginary islands of Coney and Long. Moe becomes the enigmatic Gin of Rummy, while Larry serves as his devoted, if bumbling, associate. Their ensemble is a riot of mismatched props, outlandish etiquette, and off-kilter negotiation, all delivered with the Stooges’ signature timing. The gifts themselves are absurdist set pieces—a raspberry lollipop mistaken for a precious gemstone and a fountain pen passed off as a walrus tusk—yet the governor is utterly beguiled, allowing the ruse to carry momentum and open a path toward escape.

For a moment, victory seems within reach as they slip out from under the governor’s nose and into the island’s shadowy margins. But fate tilts again when they run headlong into the pirate Black Louie and a high-stakes knife-throwing contest that tests their luck and nerve. Rita, ever watchful, quietly forewarns them of the governor’s renewed vendetta, forcing a hasty retreat before the situation spirals further out of control.

Curly’s clumsy bravado—amplified by his thick-lensed spectacles—further complicates the escape and sparks a chaotic showdown with Black Louie’s crew. The Stooges must improvise once more, clinging to their stubborn camaraderie as they fight their way through the danger that swirls around them. For a while, they entertain dreams of sovereignty and grand exits, imagining a life of island rule and grand ceremony. Yet the day’s last twist comes when Moe is toppled by a whimsically designed contraption, a playful reminder of their ordinary roots and the limits of their ambitions.

Despite the antics, misfires, and near-escapes, the Stooges endure with their typical resilience and a stubborn optimism that keeps the story moving forward. The island’s comedy of errors resolves not in triumphal conquest but in the stubborn realization that their true escape lies in returning to the open sea and the life they know—a reminder that, even in far-off waters and farcical plots, the bond among the trio remains unshakable, and their adventures, while unlikely, keep them anchored to their identity as perennial wanderers of mischief and mirth.

Last Updated: October 09, 2025 at 11:04