Set in a 20th‑century world where power and greed loom large, the story imagines the rebellion of the little people against a corrupt, soulless elite. A renowned circle of men—The Reverend, The General, The Commissar, The Chairman and The Broker—gathers at a bustling café to hatch a plan for ever-grander fortunes. The Prospector arrives with a tantalizing offer: there is oil beneath Paris, but he requires that each man reveal a terrible secret before the full truth can be told. The group dares to share their hidden sins, and the Prospector finally reveals a shocking claim—that the earth of Chaillot is “soggy with oil.”
Aurelia, the Countess of Chaillot and the film’s indomitable madwoman, Katharine Hepburn learns of the conspiracy from Roderick, an activist and the Prospector’s nephew by marriage, and from the Ragpicker, a cunning rogue with a sharp tongue and a quicker wit, Danny Kaye in the title role. The Countess does not stand alone; she calls upon a band of colorful allies: Constance, the Madwoman of Passy, Margaret Leighton, who carts around an invisible dog, and Gabrielle, who has an invisible beau, Giulietta Masina. Together they form a chorus of sly insurgents ready to challenge the city’s grim machinery.
Aurelia devises a plan to “exterminate” the conspirators, staging a private trial in her cellar. Josephine, her close friend, presides as judge, while the Ragpicker serves as defense counsel and even asks to speak directly as a defendant. Though he swears to lie and distort, he tells the truth, and his damning testimony leaves the room stunned. The verdict comes swiftly: Aurelia is granted permission to deal with the men he represents. The ensemble claps, yet the moment carries a sober weight, as Aurelia and the Ragpicker exchange a grave look punctuated by tears.
With the courtroom over, Aurelia unlocks the iron door to the space beneath the basement—a doorway to the unknown. A rush of air sweeps the room as she lies down for a moment of rest, and when Roderick drapes a boa over her, she slips into a dream where he stands in for her lost love, Alphonse Berteau. Irma listens, and Roderick plays along, until Aurelia wakes to the rhythm of the real world.
The conspirators arrive on time, and Aurelia leads them through the open door, guiding them into the darkness with a single, final command: “Straight down, there are no turns.” They vanish into the shadowy stairwell. Irma and Roderick descend after them as Aurelia hands the Ragpicker a precious newspaper and whispers a last, hopeful order: that it is time she moved on to another year.
In the quiet aftermath, the tale lingers on the themes of resistance, memory, and the fragile line between justice and vengeance, leaving the audience with a stark image of a so-called civilization recalibrating itself in the presence of those it would silence.