The Love Guru

At the age of twelve, Guru Pitka, an orphan, reveals his dreams of becoming a guru. Under the guidance of Guru Tugginmypudha, he learns that true happiness comes from self-acceptance, not from the desire for external validation.

As a sign of his commitment to self-acceptance, Pitka receives a chastity belt from Guru Tugginmypudha. This symbolizes his decision to focus on inner happiness rather than seeking affection from others.

Guru Pitka crafts a following as he becomes the number-two guru in the world, second only to Deepak Chopra. His simplistic yet engaging teachings attract a wide audience, including Hollywood stars.

Jane Bullard, inheritor of the struggling Toronto Maple Leafs, reaches out to Pitka for assistance. She hopes his guidance can help mend the broken marriage of star player Darren Roanoke, who is in a slump after his wife left him.

Upon his arrival in Canada, Pitka meets Jane and the fiery coach Cherkov, forming an immediate connection. Their engaging conversation delves into personal histories, revealing Jane's fondness for Pitka's teachings.

Pitka takes on the role of marriage counselor for Darren, aiming to help him regain his emotional strength. He devises a strategy to redirect Darren's focus through a rivalry challenge during games.

During an awkward dinner date with Jane, Pitka's attempts at intimacy are thwarted by the sound of his chastity belt. This humorous incident leads to a moment of vulnerability for him, highlighting his struggles.

Pitka faces pressure from Dick Pants, who insists that he must expedite Darren's healing process to secure an appearance on Oprah. Despite the mounting pressure, Pitka remains focused on what he believes is best for Darren.

In a bid to help Darren confront his emotions, Pitka takes him on a trip to Niagara Falls. They engage in deep conversations that address Darren's insecurities and fears regarding his wife's love.

As the crucial game approaches, Lè Coq tricks Darren by getting Prudence to sing the national anthem. The event ignites panic in Darren, affecting his performance at a critical moment.

Learning about the national anthem stunt on his way to Oprah, Pitka decides to return and support Darren. He shares his story and struggles with Jane, deepening their emotional bond.

In a creative effort to distract Darren from his anxiety, Pitka arranges a live elephant spectacle during the match. This unexpected sight captures the audience's attention and helps restore Darren's focus.

With Pitka's encouragement, Darren scores the winning goal, leading the Maple Leafs to a much-needed victory. The celebration marks a turning point in both Darren's and Pitka's journeys.

A transformative meeting with Deepak Chopra encourages Pitka to embrace his uniqueness. He chooses to stay true to his identity as Guru Pitka rather than following anyone else.

The film concludes with Pitka and Jane joyfully participating in a Bollywood-inspired dance. Their celebratory moment embodies love, self-discovery, and the joy of new beginnings.