The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Year: 2008

Runtime: 10 mins

Language: English

ComedyHorror

It warns: it will kill you, even if it takes the rest of your life. From Richard Gale, creator of Criticized, comes a film that will make you never see cutlery the same way again. Framed as an extended trailer for an imagined future release, it follows a man's relentless pursuit by perhaps the most patient and determined assassin ever shown on screen.

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Location

East Asia, Global locations, Desert

The action begins in East Asia and expands into a globe-spanning chase. Jack follows the spectral attacker across continents, turning city streets into a perpetual pursuit. The narrative culminates in a barren desert where the final confrontation unfolds.

🌏 East Asia 🧭 Global travel 🏜️ Desert

Last Updated: October 05, 2025 at 08:38

Main Characters – The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

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Jack Cucchiaio (Paul Clemens)

A forensic pathologist who becomes haunted by an immortal spoon-wielding attacker. He develops a phobia of spoons, fights back with improvised weapons, and travels the world seeking answers to the mystery surrounding his stalker.

🧠 Protagonist 🧪 Forensic pathologist 🥄 Spoon-phobia

The Ginosaji (Brian Rohan)

An immortal, unstoppable being who hunts Jack by repeatedly striking with a spoon. The creature is relentless, unstoppable by conventional means, and serves as a symbol of fear and persistence.

🧿 Immortal 🗡️ Hunter 🧭 Symbol of fear

The Doctor (Michael James Kacey)

A medical authority who aids Jack and represents the rational, scientific perspective amid the supernatural threat. His presence underscores the clash between science and myth.

🧬 Healer 🧪 Doctor 🧭 Authority

The Mystic (Fay Kato)

A mystical figure who provides enigmatic clues about the Ginosaji and the nature of the attack, adding a supernatural dimension to the pursuit.

🔮 Oracle ✨ Mysterious 🌀 Supernatural

The Girlfriend (Melissa Paladino)

A personal connection to Jack whose presence hints at emotional stakes affected by his obsession and the dangers he faces.

💑 Partner 🕵️ Witness 💭 Emotion

Narrator (Richard Gale)

The voice-over narrator who frames the teaser’s pacing and lends a mythic tone to the idea of murders that take years.

🎙️ Narrator 🗣️ Voiceover 🧭 Framing

Last Updated: October 05, 2025 at 08:38

Major Themes – The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

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♾️ Immortality

Immortality drives the entire conflict, as the Ginosaji remains impervious to harm. The attackers' methods fail against an endless threat, requiring unconventional tactics beyond standard weaponry. The premise challenges traditional notions of justice and closure, highlighting a chase without a true end. The theme probes fear when no mortal time limit exists.

🌀 Obsession

Jack's fixation on stopping the attacker consumes his life, eroding relationships and rationality. The pursuit distorts time, turning seconds into years in the viewer's mind. The circular, inescapable nature of the hunt mirrors spiraling paranoia. The spoon becomes a symbol of obsession as much as danger.

🎬 Trailer Meta

The film is presented as a teaser for a 9-hour movie, playing with expectations about scope and pacing. The voice-over and trailer tropes frame the story as a mythic chase across the world. This meta approach invites viewers to imagine the larger narrative beyond the short's runtime. It questions how time is perceived in cinema when a tragedy unfolds over years.

Last Updated: October 05, 2025 at 08:38

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