In a galaxy where space travel has devolved into a chaotic free-for-all, Samuel Curtis, portrayed by Cory McAbee](/actor/cory-mcabee), is a seasoned astronaut with a taste for rare treasures and a murky past. His adventurous journey kicks off when he unexpectedly receives a peculiar package: a cat. This feline leads him to a dusty asteroid saloon, setting the stage for a dramatic reunion with his former lover, the notorious Blueberry Pirate, played by Joshua Taylor, a charming thief known for pilfering fruit and his instantly recognizable reputation.
For delivering the cat, Curtis acquires a groundbreaking cloning device that has astonishingly produced something almost mythical: a genuine, living woman. This unprecedented event brings forth a bold proposal from the Blueberry Pirate, suggesting a daring trade with Jupiter's mysterious ruler, the Boy Who Actually Saw A Woman's Breast, depicted by Gregory Russell Cook, a legendary figure celebrated on the all-male mining planet of Jupiter due to his unique encounter with a female.
Curtis' goal is ambitious; he plans to transport the Boy to Venus, where he can trade him for the remains of Johnny R., a man who dedicated his life serving the Southern belles of Venus, a realm that exists solely for women. This exchange promises to provide Curtis with a lucrative reward that will aid him in his ultimate endeavor: returning Johnny's remains to his sorrowful family on Earth.
However, lurking in the shadows is Curtis' rival, Professor Hess, played by Rocco Sisto, who has been relentlessly pursuing him across the solar system with an alarming obsession. Hess, a cold-blooded killer, is on a quest fueled by a complex need for forgiveness and revenge, having left behind a path of destruction against anyone who crossed paths with Curtis.
As Curtis bravely ventures deeper into his dangerous mission, he successfully retrieves the Boy from Jupiter. Yet this fleeting achievement is soon overshadowed by Hess, whose intentions cast a dark cloud over Curtis' fate. As danger looms closer, Curtis and the Boy must seek shelter in the vast void of space, fortuitously discovering a makeshift space station created by 19th-century silver miners from Nevada.
Inside this station, they encounter a dwindling group of miners severely affected by the cruel realities of space atrophy. Stranded in this desolate outpost, one of the miners, known as Body Suit (played by James Ransone), has become uniquely adapted to his environment, sporting a hydraulic suit that helps mimic the familiar gravitational forces of Earth.
Feeling a strong sense of duty towards these struggling miners, Curtis decides to take Body Suit back to Earth in return for essential supplies. However, the journey unfolds unexpectedly when they land on the vibrant planet of Venus, which transforms drastically before their eyes. This lush new world inspires Curtis to devise a plan that could potentially change the trajectory of his entire mission, setting the stage for even greater adventures ahead.
