Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning

A brilliant but ruthlessly ambitious leader who builds the P-Fleet and proclaims himself ruler of Earth. His strategic genius is matched by a willingness to sacrifice others for his goals. He pursues conquest across space, shaping the fate of civilizations.

A trusted member of Pirk's old crew who remains fiercely loyal and capable in battle. He embodies loyalty under pressure, yet his alliance with Pirk is tested by the empire's extremes. He acts as a practical counterbalance to Pirk's ambition.

Tech-savvy and pragmatic, Info provides the fleet's critical research and hardware support. He helps build and deploy the Potkustartti, enabling Pirk's expansion. His calm, analytical mind keeps the crew functioning amid crisis.

Captain of Babel 13 who resists Pirk's dominance and engineers counter-moves against the P-Fleet. He lures Pirk with promises of shore leave and female personnel, revealing a willingness to manipulate for strategic ends. His actions propel the interstellar conflict toward a climactic confrontation.

A strategic ally whose actions contribute to the rapid rise of the P-Fleet, including the transfer of technology that facilitates Pirk's conquest. He navigates alliances across empires and helps shape the trajectory of the war.

Pirk's security officer who plays a key role in the climax by priming the station reactor for a devastating attack. His actions demonstrate the brutal extremes of defense and power within the empire and the high stakes of loyalty.

Pirk's aide, remaining loyal amid the empire's expansion and upheaval. Her role underscores the internal dynamics of command and the personal costs of power.