Mike Bassett: England Manager

Bassett's Norwich side wins the Mr Clutch Cup at Wembley. The victory brings him national attention and the prospect of managing England. The open-top parade ends up winding onto a motorway, leaving the team windswept before returning to the city centre to finish the celebration.

The Football Association convenes to decide who should lead England. They consider foreign candidates, but none seem willing or suitable, pushing them to look for someone within England. The process is framed by media speculation and high pressure to find the right man.

Bassett is informed by his son Jason that he has won the England job. He initially reacts with disbelief but soon accepts the responsibility. The moment marks the beginning of his high-profile tenure as manager.

Bassett appoints Lonnie Urquart as assistant and Dave Dodds as coach. Urquart is portrayed as a reluctant option who wants a car deal in return, while Dodds is a loyal, yes-man figure who previously worked with Bassett. The duo form the core of his early backroom staff.

Bassett travels north to recruit the waning playmaker Kevin Tonkinson. He finds Tonkinson drunk and unconscious on a pool table, then persuades him to clean up his act on the promise of a recall. The meeting sets the stage for Tonkinson's potential return to the squad.

Bassett holds his first training session at Bisham Abbey and sticks to a traditional 4–4–2 layout, scribbling the team on the back of a cigarette packet. In the qualifying opener against Poland, Tonkinson scores first but Poland surge ahead to win 2–1. The result attracts heavy media scrutiny of his tactics and formation.

To boost morale, the team visits a sports science institute, but the session leaves several players injured and creates new selection headaches for the next match. Bassett confronts a mounting list of fitness concerns as he plans for Belgium.

A secretary mistakes the brand Benson & Hedges for actual players and calls up two fictional names, Ron Benson and Tony Hedges. Bassett pretends it was intentional, but the media mock the move and question his credibility. The episode underscores the chaos surrounding his early tenure.

England are hammered 3–0 by Belgium, amplifying media criticism of Bassett’s choices and tactics. The pressure on him and his family intensifies as the World Cup campaign stalls. Questions about his authority and credibility escalate quickly.

In the last qualifier, England draw 0–0 with Slovenia; Wackett is sent off and Smalls misses a crucial penalty. Luxembourg then beats Turkey, meaning England advance to the World Cup on goal difference. A nervy but successful ending to the qualifying campaign.

England travel to Brazil for the finals and immediately clash with other teams during airport arrivals. The off-field tensions begin to mirror the turbulent road ahead as the tournament opens. The mood is frenetic as the team prepares for the group stage.

England fail to score in a goalless draw with Egypt, signaling trouble ahead. They then suffer a heavy 4–0 defeat to Mexico, intensifying the scrutiny of Bassett’s leadership. The slate of problems grows as the tournament unfolds.

During a turbulent team meeting, Urquart praises the Mexicans and is repulsed by Bassett’s patriotism, prompting a furious confrontation. Urquart decks Bassett in an exchange that ends with Urquart being effectively dismissed. Tonkinson and Bassett share a drunken bar moment, adding to the chaos.

The morning after the barroom turmoil, Bassett faces the press and refuses to step down. He quotes Kipling’s If and declares England will play 4-4–2, signaling his stubborn resolve to lead the team forward. The press responds with a mix of skepticism and intrigue.

England beat Argentina as Tonkinson threads through the defence and shoots, the ball possibly deflecting off the crossbar before his punch into the net echoes the hand of God moment. The victory propels them into the knockout rounds and keeps their World Cup dream alive.