J-Men Forever

J-Men Forever

Year: 1979

Runtime: 73 mins

Language: English

Director: Richard Patterson

Comedy

A high‑octane comedy pits the J‑Men against Lightning Bug, whose three‑stage plan to enslave Earth starts with blasting rock‑and‑roll, then flooding the world with marijuana, and finally building a bomb to destroy the moon. The J‑Men counter with Muzac, but the Bug outpaces them by blasting his rock so loud it triggers the moon’s self‑destruction.

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1

The Bug's first victims

The Bug targets his first victims: Lawrence Milk and Jive Davis are hypnotized or manipulated into killing themselves. Bandleader Screen Dorsey is lured into danger when his car is booby trapped and driven off a cliff. The deadly scheme signals the Bug's willingness to use psychological manipulation and traps. This marks the start of his campaign of terror.

2

Introduction of the Bug's inner circle

The Bug's inner circle, including the villainess Sombra, is introduced as a loyal crew of henchmen and henchwomen. They execute the villain's plans and provide the mechanical terror behind the attacks. The group establishes the scale and ruthlessness of the threat.

3

The J-Men form to oppose the Bug

The J-Men are formed to oppose the Bug, led by The Chief with Agent Barton as his bumbling sidekick. They are a government-backed squad tasked with countering the Bug's menace. The emergence of the J-Men sets up the serial's classic good-versus-evil dynamic.

4

J-Men roster revealed

The J-Men roster is listed: Spike, Claire, Lance, Buzz Cufflink, Yank Smellfinger, James Armhole, Rocket Jock, Lone Star, Caped Madman, Spy Swatter, Sleeve Coat, Juicy Withers, and Admiral Balzy. The film also includes clips of classic heroes like Commando Cody, Captain America, and Captain Marvel to bolster the lineup. The montage emphasizes the pulpy, cross-overs that define the serial.

5

FCC joins forces with J-Men against Muzac

The J-Men work with the FCC (Federal Culture Control) to oppose the Lightning Bug using Muzac, the weaponized music technology created by M.U.S.A.C. The collaboration reflects a bureaucratic layer influencing the superhero conflict. The stakes revolve around broadcast power and cultural control.

6

Moon base assault plan

They plan to attack the Bug's Moon base with a bomb powered by Muzac. The operation showcases the grand scale of the threat and the reliance on radio-age tech. The Moon becomes the primary battleground for the climactic showdown.

Moon base
7

Lightning Bug counters and destroys the Moon

Before the J-Men can strike, the Bug turns up the Muzac and destroys the Moon, taking New York City with it. The event represents a shocking reversal in the battle against the Bug's power. The catastrophe tests the heroes' resolve and sets a grim tone for the serial's arc.

Moon base and New York City
8

The 'double victory' illusion

The J-Men nevertheless call it a 'double victory' for themselves, even as the Bug's triumph robs them of their base. They claim success in the larger struggle while the Moon's destruction underscores the danger they face. The line captures the movie's cheeky tone and comic bravado.

9

Barton recites the J-Men's losses

Agent Barton solemnly recites the list of J-Men who supposedly died in the epic struggle. The Chief laughs at the gravitas of the casualties, then suddenly chokes on a cigar, cutting the moment short. The sequence preserves the sense that danger looms, yet escape is still possible.

10

The Chief's resilience vow

After the choking, the Chief insists that J-Men are flexible enough to survive any life-threatening situation. This flip reframes the apparent losses as a setup for future escapes. The promise hints at the serial's ongoing adventures.

11

Final clips tease escapes

The final clips from the following week's edition show exactly how each J-Man escaped their peril. The montage teases future exploits and keeps the audience coming back for more. It reinforces the episodic, cliffhanger structure of the serial.

12

Ending and setup for the next installment

The ending blends humor with a cliffhanger as the J-Men's fates remain open. The Chief and Barton share a moment that keeps the tone light despite catastrophe. Viewers are invited to return for the next installment.

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