I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

Noddy is a young man who buys the damaged bike after a crossbow murder triggers a haunting. He deceives his girlfriend about the bike’s price and resolves to fix it, dragging his friends into a dangerous ordeal. He evolves from a reckless buyer into a determined survivor who fights to end the demon-bike’s rampage.

Kim is Noddy's girlfriend who becomes entwined in the bike’s terror and the gang’s violence. She endures a brutal assault and relies on protective symbols like garlic and a crucifix to survive the supernatural threat. Her hospitalisation marks the human cost of the night’s horrors.

Buzzer is Noddy’s impulsive friend who helps fix the bike, but is killed during the rampage, underscoring the danger of crossing the demon vehicle. His bravado and quick wit provide rough comic relief until his sudden death. His fate heightens the stakes for Noddy and Kim.

Inspector Cleaver is the garlic-scented lawman investigating the bizarre murders linked to the bike. He pieces together unusual clues while grappling with the supernatural aspects of the case. His procedural approach collides with the otherworldly threat, driving the investigation forward.

The Priest is a motorcycle-owning cleric who partners with Noddy to perform an exorcism. He uses holy symbols, garlic, and ritual tools to confront the demon bike, evolving from skepticism to active resistance. His collaboration with Noddy anchors the film’s blend of faith and fantasy.

Pub Landlord runs the local pub, the social hub where confrontations erupt and community life continues under threat. He provides a grounded, everyday counterpoint to the supernatural horror. The pub scenes anchor the story in a familiar, working-class setting.

Chopper is a hard-edged member of the biker gang who embodies aggression and bravado. He participates in violent actions as the bike’s rampage unfolds, becoming a target in the escalating conflict. His fate mirrors the gang’s ultimate downfall in the face of the demon motorcycle.