Grand Theft Parsons

The film opens with a radio announcer introducing one of Gram Parsons' songs, showcasing his impact on music. This moment sets the tone for the tribute to the artist, framing the narrative around his life and legacy.

A beautiful girl at the Joshua Tree Inn desperately tries to wake Gram Parsons, only to realize he is dead. In her panic, she contacts Phil Kaufman, Gram's road manager, to deliver the devastating news.

The news of Gram's death spreads through television broadcasts, leaving fans and family members heartbroken. Among those affected, one individual stands out, indicating the profound impact Gram had on those around him.

Barbara, Gram's girlfriend, confronts Phil about claiming Gram's guitar and belongings. Phil refuses, citing Barbara's lack of official status as Gram's wife despite her presenting a handwritten will granting her everything.

Barbara visits the hospital to obtain Gram's body but is denied because she is not recognized as family. Her struggle continues as she seeks a death certificate, but bureaucratic obstacles stand in her way.

Determined to retrieve Gram's body, Phil sneaks into the morgue where he identifies Gram. However, he learns he cannot take the body without proper authorization, intensifying the urgency of his mission.

Phil realizes he must rent a hearse to collect Gram's body from the airport. He encounters Larry, who reluctantly agrees to help him with a dilapidated hippie-styled Cadillac after some negotiation.

At the airport, Phil learns that he cannot simply claim Gram's body due to red tape. Despite the complications, he manages to convince the airport staff to bend the rules, leading to tense moments as he navigates bureaucracy.

Stanley Parsons, Gram's father, arrives at the airport to claim his son's body. Undeterred by the unknown obstacles, he seeks to ensure that his son's final wishes are respected.

As Phil and Larry drive, they find themselves in trouble with a motorcycle cop. Through a series of misunderstandings, Phil's military service earns him some respect, allowing them to escape—though their adventure continues to unravel.

Barbara and Susie embark on a road trip to chase after Phil and Gram's body. Conflict arises as Barbara claims that she was the inspiration for Gram's music, but Susie argues that his talent was innate.

In a dramatic turn, Phil and Larry confront Stanley and tell him what they've done. After initial resistance, Stanley agrees for a final farewell to his son, opening a temporary path toward closure.

Phil uses gasoline and Gram's guitar to create a makeshift memorial in the desert. This act of farewell symbolizes the bond they shared, with Phil expressing heartfelt words as they honor Gram's wishes.

Barbara escapes her confinement and chases after the hearse but is stopped by a cop. Despite her frantic explanation of the situation, she is met with skepticism and issued a ticket, highlighting her struggle.

Phil and Larry turn themselves into the police after their chaotic adventure. A screen text reveals that the men who took Gram's body merely faced fines, indicating the absurdity of their journey and its impact.