Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

The film opens with credits rolling over a mass of white rabbits. This whimsical scene is set to the tune of 'Let's Misbehave' by Cole Porter, establishing a light-hearted tone for the vignettes that will follow.

In the first vignette, set in Elizabethan times, the king is upset with his fool for being unfunny. The fool follows the queen into the gardens, where an inappropriate encounter occurs, prompting the ghost of his father to appear.

Following his father's ghost's command, the fool receives an aphrodisiac from a sorcerer. He gives it to the queen, leading to a chaotic scene involving a chastity belt as the fool tries to satisfy her desires while avoiding the king's wrath.

As the king approaches, the fool tries to hide beneath the queen's skirt during an intimate moment. Unfortunately, he is discovered and ends up being executed by beheading, showcasing the folly of trying to manipulate such dangerous situations.

In a modern setting, Dr. Ross is stunned when Armenian shepherd Milos confesses his love for a sheep named Daisy. This peculiar statement leads to a series of unsettling yet humorous events as Ross attempts to offer professional advice.

After becoming emotionally attached, Dr. Ross tries to woo Daisy, symbolizing his descent into absurdity. His obsession leads to tragic consequences, including losing his family and medical license after being exposed by his wife.

Fabrizio's wedding night proves disappointing as his wife Gina remains passive and uninterested. Over time, he becomes increasingly despondent, struggling to understand his wife's sudden change in behavior.

Gina's unexpected desires lead them to have intimate encounters in public settings. This newfound passion brings relief to Fabrizio as he navigates his wife's peculiar sexual preferences, although concern lingers about their secrecy.

During dinner at a friend's house, Sam sneaks upstairs to try on women's dresses, leading to a comedic disaster. When discovered, Sam hilariously struggles with his identity, revealing deep misconceptions around gender and sexuality.

A nearby commotion draws police attention to Sam's predicament, exacerbating the absurdity. His declaration of being three months pregnant adds a layer of farce, culminating in a surprising but comedic revelation about gender roles.

The game show segment features quirky contestants revealing their unusual desires, with humorous reactions from celebrity panelists. This vignette comments on societal perspectives regarding sexual deviances and the perception of normalcy.

Victor, a sexual phenomena researcher, stops at a gas station, only to find himself alongside a peculiar sex expert. The grotesque experiments they witness at the sex clinic lead to chaos when Victor and a reporter must escape.

The aftermath of the failed experiments leads to the absurd appearance of a giant breast wreaking havoc. Victor's strategy to defeat this surreal creature involves an outrageous setup, epitomizing the film's erratic humor and themes of sexuality.

In the final vignette, the inner workings of a man's brain are depicted as operators manage bodily functions during an intimate moment. The frantic efforts of these operators culminate in a hilarious celebration after achieving success.

The film ends on a whimsical note highlighting misunderstandings surrounding sexual functions and desires. The comedic approach throughout the vignettes serves to entertain while also prompting reflection on human sexuality.