You May Not Kiss the Bride

Bryan Lighthouse, a pet photographer, is forced to marry Masha Nikitin to pay a debt to her criminal parents. The arrangement is orchestrated by Masha's father, Vlatko, to secure a green card for her. Bryan is bound by the condition that he cannot touch her and his future is cast into doubt.

Bryan and Masha travel to Tahiti for their honeymoon, arriving at a remote tropical resort. The uneasy alliance between them casts a shadow over the romantic getaway. The ever-present pressure to keep up appearances fuels underlying tension.

During a romantic outing to a secluded beach tucked inside a rainforest, Masha is kidnapped. Bryan is left alarmed and desperate to locate her, racing against an escalating crisis. The sunlit getaway quickly spirals into a dangerous search.

Back at the resort, Tonya, Bryan's psychotic assistant who harbors feelings for him, tracks him down and pressures him into sex. She eventually agrees to help locate Masha, but warns that she may force him in the future. The offer places Bryan in a morally tense crossroads.

Lani, a hotel waitress, lightens the mood with a practical suggestion to turn a breakup into a memorable experience. Brick storms in, misreading the situation and leaving a trail of chaos in his wake. The resort becomes a powder keg of shifting motives.

Bryan discovers a condom that Tonya left on the unmade bed, a clue Brick uses to accuse Bryan of targeting Masha. The accusation inflames tensions with Masha's father and fuels the mounting crisis. The family dynamic adds pressure to the already perilous situation.

Unbeknownst to the cast, the true kidnappers are two INS agents, Meyers and Ross, who are pulling the strings behind the scenes. Their covert operation drives the wild pursuit and twists the plot. The surface drama hides a deeper conspiracy.

Ernesto, Bryan's cousin and helicopter pilot, is summoned to help, and a chaotic chase unfolds as the four heroes pursue the truth. The pursuit ends with a helicopter crash near a fishing village. The team presses on despite the disaster.

After the crash, Ernesto and Tonya share a kiss, while Brick reveals that he is in on the kidnapping scheme. The revelation leaves Lani and Bryan wandering in opposite directions, heightening the sense of peril. Trust fractures as loyalties blur.

Masha escapes from a surfboard shack prison and reunites with Bryan, who steals a jeep from Brick after a failed attempt to neutralize him. They crash the jeep and bolt on foot toward safety. The escape marks a turning point as they regain control of their fate.

The pair finds a friendly, old-time village along a river where a big dinner and dancing welcomes them. The warmth of the village gives them a moment of belonging and relief from danger. It is here that Masha and Bryan become intimate for the first time, celebrated by the locals.

The agents and Brick close in, forcing a final cliffside confrontation by the sea. Lani and Ernesto arrive to disrupt Brick, and Masha shoots Brick in the back, sending him tumbling off the cliff. Bryan surfaces unharmed, and the couple is reunited with Masha's family.

Vlatko offers Bryan his blessing for a real marriage, but Bryan declines, choosing to protect the life they’ve built. Masha continues with her own life, taking dance lessons but staying hopeful about their future. The moment captures a mutual commitment without traditional vows.

Moments later, Masha leaves the dance studio to find Bryan waiting outside; he is ready to propose again. The crowd cheers as they share a kiss, and the camera pulls away, leaving their future open but hopeful.