The VelociPastor

A Roman-Catholic priest who becomes the VelociPastor after exposure to a mysterious artifact in China. He struggles to balance faith with overwhelming primal power, leading to violent confrontations. His arc pivots on moral choices—whether to protect or harm—as he fights criminals and navigates his own monstrous abilities.

A prostitute who becomes Doug’s ally and love interest after he saves her. She helps him realize the potential for redemption through fighting crime, while also confronting the consequences of Doug’s transformations. Her pragmatic perspective grounds the story amid its surreal events.

Carol’s pimp and the film’s revealed antagonist, accused of killing Doug’s parents. His manipulation and cruelty catalyze Doug’s crusade and eventual pursuit of vengeance. He embodies criminal corruption and the stakes of family tragedy.

A priest who mentors Doug and urges him to abandon violent power. He becomes a casualty in the struggle against the forces that threaten the church and Doug’s humanity. His personal backstory adds tragedy to the ongoing conflict.

An exorcist who attempts to remove Doug’s acquired power. His guidance contrasts with the escalating violence around Doug, highlighting the tension between spiritual intervention and personal sovereignty. He appears in a pivotal, revelatory sequence.

Leader of a camp of drug-dealing Christian ninjas who plans to corrupt society to seize power for the church. His antagonism drives the central conflict and his scheme reveals a darker, systemic threat behind the ninja faction. He is ultimately opposed by Doug and friends.

Doug’s brother, initially presented as an ally but revealed as Sam, a sibling whose actions escalate the conflict. Doug defeats him in a fight that underscores the film’s themes of family and betrayal within a world of ninjas.