The Men Who Stare at Goats

The film opens with Brigadier General Dean Hopgood fixated on the wall of his office. His attempt to leap through the wall ends in a strange crash, setting a surreal tone for the story ahead that highlights the absurdity of military life.

Bob Wilton, a journalist, narrates his life journey, which he feels deviates from the expected path of marriage with his college sweetheart, Helen. He contemplates how an odd radio encounter stirred his curiosity about a secret government program.

Bob meets Gus Lacey, who shares a bizarre tale about a psychic initiative and his supposed accidental killing of a hamster using psychic powers. Bob's skepticism grows alongside his fascination as he watches a strange video showcasing the hamster.

In 2003, following personal tragedy, Bob attempts to reconnect with Helen but is devastated to learn she has moved on with her life. Heartbroken and filled with despair, Bob decides to find purpose in his work by attempting to cover the war in Iraq.

Bob arrives in Iraq but faces significant barriers in accessing the war-torn region. In a hotel lobby, overwhelmed by his circumstances, he succumbs to alcohol, signaling a downward spiral in his quest for understanding.

While intoxicated, Bob meets a man named Skip, who he later realizes is actually Lynn Cassady. Lynn introduces Bob to strange ideas of the New Earth Army and reveals insights about unconventional warfare.

Intrigued by Lynn's stories, Bob convinces him to lead him into Iraq. As they venture forth, Bob hopes to uncover more about the peculiar military unit, leading to a series of chaotic and comedic situations.

The journey is filled with chaotic incidents, including Lynn's failed attempt to prepare a meal with a solar cooker. The mishaps deepen Bob's understanding of Lynn's eccentric nature as they traverse the hostile desert.

As they navigate their challenges, Bob learns about Lynn's remote viewing skills, which attract the attention of another psychic, Larry Hooper. Tensions rise as Hooper employs malevolent tactics, highlighting the competition between psychics.

Bob and Lynn face a brush with terrorists that brings a mixture of fear and humor to their plight. These encounters force Bob to confront deeper truths about his surroundings and the New Earth Army's mission.

During their adventures, Lynn reveals his troubled history with the Army and the internal demons he grapples with due to his psychic abilities. This revelation adds depth to Lynn's character and the mission they are on.

As chaos unfolds, Bob begins experiencing surreal and psychedelic moments that challenge his grasp on reality. These experiences lead him toward a journey of self-discovery and understanding.

Through his bizarre experiences with Lynn and the chaotic environment, Bob realizes the importance of storytelling. He learns to embrace the absurdity of his encounters rather than just recount the battle narratives.

As the film progresses, unexpected truths begin to surface amidst the humor and chaos of Bob's journey. These revelations lead to personal transformations for Bob, reflecting the film's deeper themes of truth and existence.

In a whimsical conclusion, Bob recalls Lynn's teachings about truth and simplicity. Emulating the surreal experiences he encountered, he comically attempts to phase through a wall, symbolizing his newfound understanding.