Puddle Cruiser

Felix Bean, [Steve Lemme], and his friends Matt, [Paul Soter], and Grogan, [Kevin Heffernan], hatch a plan to break into the Coburn University dining hall. Their attempt draws the attention of campus police; Felix manages to escape, but Matt and Grogan are caught and must face a disciplinary trial.

Felix meets Suzanne, [Kayren Butler], the student lawyer assigned to his friends’ case, and the pair begin a casual relationship.

Suzanne is still dating her boyfriend, Traci Shannon, [Jamison Selby], a rugby player at another school. Suzanne tries to keep her relationship with Felix under wraps, which leads Felix to sleep with Jennifer (unlinked). Suzanne grows angry with Felix for pursuing another woman, while he argues that she is hypocritical for dating Traci.

Matt and Grogan inform Suzanne that Felix was with them on the night of the break-in, forcing her to resign from the case. The ruling ends with a guilty verdict and a community service sentence.

Suzanne breaks up with Traci; Traci is set to play against the Coburn rugby team. Suzanne begs Felix not to play for his own safety and tries to have him dropped by reporting his crime to campus police. The attempt is foiled when players from both teams parody the climactic scene from Spartacus: > I’m Felix Bean!

Felix still takes the field but suffers a heavy injury during the match, inflicted by Traci who pursued him relentlessly. He is sentenced to community service during his recovery. As Felix begins his community service, he and Suzanne admit that they love each other.

Meanwhile, Matt, Grogan, and Freaky Reaky, [Erik Stolhanske], are caught later that night stealing food from the kitchen.

Last Updated: October 09, 2025 at 11:06