My Name Is Bruce

In the quaint town of Gold Lick, Oregon, friends Jeff and Clayton excitedly head to a local cemetery for a rendezvous with two enigmatic girls known as Big Debbie and Little Debbie. This seemingly innocent outing quickly spirals into chaos as they inadvertently unleash Guan Di, the powerful Chinese god of the dead.

As the friends meet the girls, Guan Di emerges, wreaking havoc on the unsuspecting group. The god swiftly eliminates Clayton and both Debbies, leaving Jeff in a state of panic as he desperately manages to escape from the carnage.

Meanwhile, in a parallel storyline, legendary B-movie star Bruce Campbell is busy wrapping up the filming for his latest project, *Cave Alien II*. His agent, Mills Toddner, hints at an extraordinary birthday surprise that is yet to unfold, setting the stage for a clash of realities.

Seizing an opportunity amidst the chaos, Jeff devises a plan to kidnap Bruce Campbell, believing that the actor's heroic persona can save Gold Lick from the terror that Guan Di has unleashed. This reckless decision pulls Bruce unwittingly into a perilous adventure.

Upon his arrival in Gold Lick, Bruce is completely oblivious to the disaster surrounding him, mistaking it as part of a film shoot. He receives a warm but bewildered welcome from Jeff's mother, Kelly, who is unsure about Bruce’s unexpected presence in their town.

As the local gun shop becomes a hub of activity, townspeople gear up for a confrontation with the formidable Guan Di lurking in the woods. The grim reality sets in with the gravity of the situation dawning on everyone as they come together to strategize.

In a peculiar subplot, an Italian painter begins to incessantly repaint the town's population sign each time someone meets a grim fate due to Guan Di's rampage. This comical yet dark element serves as a backdrop to the unfolding chaos in Gold Lick.

Realizing the madness is beyond the scope of a typical film, Bruce has a moment of retreat and decides to flee Gold Lick. This decision deeply disappoints Jeff, Kelly, and the remaining townsfolk who were hoping for his aid against Guan Di.

After feeling isolated in his caravan, Bruce resolves to return to Gold Lick. With Kasey, a surprise guest from Mills, by his side, he faces the hostility of the townspeople but manages to reconnect with Kelly, uniting them for a common cause.

Together, Bruce and Kelly strategize a daring mission to rescue Jeff from Guan Di's clutches, setting explosives in the mausoleum and using a cardboard cut-out of Bruce to lure the formidable spirit. Their efforts take a turn when Guan Di proves difficult to fool.

In a dramatic twist, Bruce makes the ultimate sacrifice, using bean curd as bait for Guan Di and detonating explosives in a bold act of bravery. Miraculously emerging unscathed from the explosion, he prepares to face the consequences of his actions.

As the dust settles, Bruce carefully rehanging a medallion on the mausoleum wall, hoping to appease Guan Di's restless spirit. In an unexpected twist, this act brings the deity back to life, unfolding revelations about the surreal nature of their experiences.

In a heartfelt exchange, Bruce and Kelly share a passionate kiss, altering the course of their relationship and echoing themes of love amidst chaos. This intimate moment signifies a deep connection amidst the chaos they have faced together.

Fast forward to a serene future, Bruce and Kelly are happily married with a son, Jeff, who has gained admission into Harvard University. This glimpse into a tranquil life contrasts sharply with their previous harrowing experiences in Gold Lick.

Just as the couple revels in their newfound bliss, Guan Di ominously reappears, locking his menacing gaze on Bruce and leaving the audience in suspense. The scene fades to black, invoking curiosity about the threats that may await this unlikely hero.