Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders

On Earth, Flesh is filming an erotic science fiction film when a major mishap disrupts the shoot and the director fires the entire crew. As Flesh exits the set, a trio of outer space cheerleaders abduct him. The event sets off a wild rescue mission that threads through space and strange planets.

Flesh’s fiancé Dale and Doctor Flexi Jerkoff mount a space rescue, taking off in a ship to locate him. The cheerleaders’ craft carries Flesh away toward their planet, forcing the couple to chase across the cosmos. They vow to recover him at all costs, no matter the odds.

Flesh arrives on the cheerleaders planet and is introduced to Robunda Hooters, the cheerleaders' leader. Robunda explains that the planet’s men are infected by Evil Presence’s Impotence Radiation, and that Flesh is believed to possess a power that can stop the ray. The leaders intend to use him to restore virility across the universe.

Flesh and Jerkoff's ship loses power and crash-lands on the cheerleaders planet. They explore a nearby college called Cosmic High, searching for Flesh and clues. The search discovers Flesh among an ongoing orgy, heightening the urgency of the rescue mission.

Flesh is seduced into an orgy by the cheerleaders, a spectacle that devastates Dale who believes he is cheating. Flesh resists at first, but the seductive and decadent environment intensifies the threat posed by the planet. The situation sets the stage for a dramatic rescue and confrontation with Presence.

Presence and his crew invade Cosmic High and abduct Dale, seizing her away from Flesh and Jerkoff. Flesh and Jerkoff vow to rescue her, turning their mission into a personal vendetta. The stakes rise as the villains tighten their grip on the captive.

Flesh and Jerkoff hop on a rocket and race to Dale’s location, pursuing Presence across the galaxy. They maneuver through perilous space, determined to reach her before it is too late. The countdown to rescue heightens the tension as Evil Presence's plans unfold.

Their pursuit ends with a crash-landing on a strange planet ringed by Mammary Mountains, giant lactating hills covered in silicon. Jerkoff becomes obsessed with the surreal scenery, delaying the rescue. Flesh remains focused on finding Dale and stopping the threat.

The trio discovers a cave that leads to the G-Spot, a milk bar run by voluptuous lactating women who turn customers into overgrown babies. Bazonga Bomber serves them, and Jerkoff succumbs to temptation and regresses into a baby. Flesh stays focused on the mission to save Dale.

The group is chased by the cheerleaders but then encounters the Turd People, sentient excrements who threaten to reincarnate them. Jerkoff uses laxative chewing gum to repel the beings and break free. Bazonga’s long-lost father reveals Dale’s location and provides a rocket to escape.

Flesh, Jerkoff, and Robunda reach Evil Presence's palace and are detained by Presence and Master Bator, who plan to operate on Flesh. Robunda’s cheerleaders mount a rescue; one villain is nearly killed, but Flesh spares him. Alliances shift as Robunda allies with the heroes against a common foe.

To halt the impotence ray, Flesh reluctantly partners with Robunda to engage in a risky act with Queen Frigid, while Emperor Wang’s schemes are revealed. Bator and Frigid join forces with Flesh to counter Wang's plan and disable the ray.

Wang traps Flesh in a pit; the pair fall into a spider's web where a giant spider lurks. Flesh escapes, retrieves a jeweled chest from a sentinel, and uses an oversized condom to seal the ray-gun, stopping the impotence ray and restoring virility to the universe. The heroes celebrate their victory.

With the crisis averted, Frigid reunites with Homer and Flesh reconciles with Dale. Robunda no longer pursues Flesh and finds satisfaction with Jerkoff. The group prepares to return to Earth, and Frigid and Homer invite them to their remarriage, before bidding farewell to Wang who roams in humiliation.