FCUK: Father Chitti Umaa Kaarthik

A Casanova who runs a successful condom company and shares a deep bond with his son, Karthik. He grapples with balancing business ambition and family duties, especially after Chitti is introduced into the family. His blunt charm and protective instinct drive much of the film’s conflicts and reconciliations.

Fhani Bhupal’s son, a flirt who runs a bride-grooming side business and later falls genuinely for Uma. He forms a strong bond with Chitti and accepts responsibility for the child. His evolution from carefree playboy to committed partner anchors the emotional arc of the story.

A pediatrician from a traditional family who navigates arranged marriage norms while developing affection for Karthik. She agrees to a betrothal for perceived practicality but becomes conflicted as love grows. She ultimately moves toward a union with Karthik, challenging familial expectations.

The baby who becomes the focal point of the family’s reconciliation. Chitti’s presence prompts care, responsibility, and the bridging of generations between Fhani Bhupal and Karthik. The child’s well-being drives many pivotal decisions.

A model who initially engages with Fhani Bhupal and becomes the mother of Chitti after a pivotal relationship. Her arc adds a layer of vulnerability and complexity to Fhani’s persona. She dies in an accident a year later, leaving Chitti under Fhani Bhupal’s care.

An exasperated foreign-return PhD who lacks relationship experience but endorses the match as part of his thesis. His involvement situates the plot within intellectual and social expectations surrounding wedlock.

Uma’s father, who initially disapproves of the union and disciplines Uma with sharp rebukes. He embodies traditional authority and must navigate his own evolving feelings as the truth emerges.

Uma’s friend who bets on enticing men, inadvertently setting events in motion. Her role acts as a catalyst for the central romance and misunderstandings.