Epic Movie

The film opens with a comedic homage to *The Da Vinci Code*, where Lucy discovers that her adopted father, a museum curator, has been attacked by Silas. In his final moments, he provides her with cryptic clues that hint at a hidden 'Golden Ticket' in a vending machine's candy bar.

Meanwhile, Edward finds himself living in a Mexican monastery where he becomes increasingly frustrated with the conditions there. After confronting a fellow monk, he is thrown out of the window and manages to grab a Monk's 'Golden Ticket' during his hasty exit.

We are introduced to Susan, who is on a flight to Namibia to meet her new adoptive parents. Chaos erupts when snakes mysteriously invade the plane, causing panic, leading James Walker to take drastic measures to protect her.

In a shocking turn of events, James Walker throws Susan from the plane to ensure her safety. She unwittingly lands on socialite Paris Hilton, discovering a 'Golden Ticket' lodged in her purse, changing her fortune drastically.

Peter, a mutant teenager, faces humiliation from his peer Wolverine and the intimidating Headmaster Magneto at school. Despite the bullying, he inadvertently gets his hands on another 'Golden Ticket' when it falls from a locker during a moment of confrontation.

The stories of Lucy, Edward, Susan, and Peter converge at Willy's Chocolate Factory. Willy reveals his terrifying plan to use the quartet as ingredients in his chocolate creations, leading them into a fight for their survival.

In a bid to escape Willy's sinister plot, Lucy discovers a wardrobe that transports her to a mystical realm known as Gnarnia. There, she meets Mr. Tumnus, who explains the lurking dangers and the chilling threats they must face.

Edward follows Lucy into Gnarnia, where he encounters the White Bitch, who seduces him with promises of power. Torn between loyalty and ambition, he contemplates betraying the other orphans for a chance at greatness.

As the orphans band together, they uncover the shocking truth that they are siblings, all victims of the White Bitch's past misdeeds. This revelation binds them in their quest for justice against the antagonist.

Haunted by a vision of becoming Superman, Peter seeks out training from a graying Harry Potter and his friends at Hogwarts. They equip him with skills necessary for the looming confrontation with the White Bitch.

The White Bitch reveals her devious plan to create a new continent for her followers using a magical crystal. This unexpected twist echoes tropes from previous films and raises the stakes for the protagonists.

Edward finds himself captured by the White Bitch, but a clever rescue executed by Captain Jack Swallows leads to unexpected complications. Thisr reveals the intricacies of loyalty and deception in their quest.

Aslo the ally of the young heroes faces betrayal, leading to his tragic demise at the hands of the White Bitch. This moment of loss shakes the morale of the team and complicates their struggle.

In a moment of desperation, Peter discovers a magical remote from the film *Click*. This artifact unlocks unusual powers that allow the siblings to manipulate reality in their favor during their climactic battle.

Decades later, the four siblings reflect on their adventures as elderly rulers. They come to terms with their experiences, which embody themes of courage and hilarity, culminating in a bizarre encounter with Borat.