Doin’ Time on Planet Earth

In the arid sprawl of Sunnyvale, Arizona—self‑styled the world’s prune capital—Ryan Richmond inhabits the bustling corridors of his family’s Holiday Inn like a resident alien in a human world. The inn’s constant flow of travelers, half‑served breakfasts, and rotating lounge bar lend the town a perpetual sense of motion that mirrors Ryan’s own restless imagination. Surrounded by the clatter of luggage carts and the scent of baked fruit, he drifts between the anonymity of hotel life and the yearning for something far larger than the desert sky.

Ryan longs to trade the neon‑lit lobby for the distant halls of a Saudi Arabian university, a dream that feels both exhilarating and out of reach. His only confidant, the exuberant yet slightly obsessive Dan, provides comic relief and a sounding board for half‑formed schemes, while the sultry lounge singer Lisa Winston haunts his thoughts with a mix of admiration and unattainable allure. When a quirky computer‑dating service begins to ask questions that bend reality—suggesting that Ryan might be something other than human—the ordinary margins of his life start to fray, hinting at hidden depths beneath his teenage angst.

The arrival of the enigmatic pair, Charles and Virginia, adds a deliciously absurd twist to the mix. Claiming to have engineered the eccentric dating algorithm in search of their own kind, they present Ryan with the tantalizing possibility that he is an alien prince destined to guide a lost species home. Their cryptic promises, coupled with the inn’s bizarre rotating lounge that conceals more than just a view, infuse the narrative with a playful blend of sci‑fi intrigue and off‑beat comedy. As the sun sets over the desert dunes, the stage is set for a story that balances teenage longing, outlandish speculation, and the quirky charm of a world that never quite takes itself seriously.

Last Updated: December 21, 2025 at 12:26