Dick Figures: The Movie

Red and Blue are childhood friends who share a small apartment with their girlfriends. Their daily rhythms and jokes keep their fragile world afloat. Pink’s birthday nears, hinting at a quest to find a special gift.

In the pawnshop, the Raccoon recounts a distant past of a village under siege by Lord Takagami. He recalls wielding the Sword of Destiny and the tragedy when his wife was swallowed by Ocho Muerte. He hints that Blue could win the perfect gift by completing the quest.

Red and Blue travel to Japan to follow the Raccoon's clues. They meet Son-san and uncover the hilt of the Sword along with a map showing the blade and jewel locations. The journey promises danger and discovery as they commit to reassembling the legendary weapon.

Their discovery awakens Takagami and his ninjas, triggering a ruthless pursuit. They escape by sea on a rickety rowboat, weathering a brutal storm that drives them far from land. A colossal wave and lightning reshape their fate on the sea.

After washing ashore, the duo is rescued by Captain Crookygrin, an alcoholic British pilot. The unlikely alliance carries them to Paris, where new dangers await.

In Paris a high-speed police chase narrows their path to the city skyline. At the Eiffel Tower, they locate the blade, and soon after, the jewel is found, bringing them closer to reuniting the Sword.

With blade and jewel in hand, Red and Blue hurry home to reunite the two halves of the Sword. The reunion of the weapon signals a renewed sense of purpose and the end of their long voyage.

Back home, Red chooses to party rather than continue the quest, leaving Blue to press on alone. Blue's resolve is tested when Takagami captures him and drags him toward a volcano where the jewel rests.

Takagami reunites the jewel with the Sword and throws Blue into lava, a moment of dire danger. Red and the Raccoon arrive to join the fray, as Ninjas strike and the battlefield intensifies.

The Raccoon confronts Takagami, and when the mask is removed, Takagami's true identity as Father-san is revealed. The Raccoon beheads him, and his body falls into lava, transforming into Ocho Muerte who advances toward the town.

Ocho Muerte nearly swallows Pink, and the Raccoon falls, leaving Blue to act swiftly with the Sword. Blue's courage inspires a final defense, and the Sword's light kills Ocho Muerte, saving Pink.

The Raccoon is found alive along with his wife Mama-san. In gratitude, she presents Blue and Pink with a lotus flower from Papa-san, sealing their bond.

With danger behind them, Red and Blue celebrate their victory, their friendship and love deepened by the trials they've endured. They look toward a new purpose together.