What a Way to Go!

In a dream-like pre-credit sequence, Louisa, cloaked in black, descends a pink staircase inside a pink mansion while pallbearers carry a matching pink coffin. The coffin slips and slides down the stairs, setting a surreal, fate-filled tone for what follows. The imagery hints at wealth, loss, and unreality that will haunt her life.

Louisa reveals her intent to give $211 million to the U.S. government, a move that shocks everyone, especially when the IRS treats it as an April Fools' joke. She explains her motive with emotion and resolve, challenging the idea that money can buy happiness. The moment launches a frame of flashbacks and fantasies that punctuate her life.

Louisa recalls a bright, idealistic childhood in a small town in Ohio. Her mother urges her to marry the rich Leonard Crawley, while Louisa longs for independence and a simpler truth. These memories seed the recurring tension between wealth, status, and happiness.

Louisa is pushed toward a lucrative marriage by her money-minded mother, but she resists and seeks a different path. This moment introduces Leonard Crawley as a looming force who will later challenge her relationships. The scene foreshadows the pattern of wealth, ambition, and disillusionment that follows.

Louisa marries Edgar Hopper, choosing a simple life over opulence. The couple is happy and penniless until Leonard Crawley arrives, ridiculing their rustic lifestyle and igniting Edgar's appetite for success. Leonard's critique sets in motion a sequence of choices that will unravel Louisa's happiness.

Grieving and seeking change, Louisa travels to Paris where she meets Larry Flint, a poor but inventive avant-garde artist. They fall in love and marry, embracing a picturesque bohemian life. The union marks a shift from poverty to a glittering, precarious cultural world.

Larry invents a crane-like machine that translates eclectic sounds into paint strokes, leading to his first major art sale. Louisa's growing wealth coincides with increasingly high-profile artistic ventures. The couple basks in creative triumph and social prominence.

One night, two petulant cranes turn on their creator and beat him to death, a surreal tragedy that abruptly ends Louisa's Parisian idyll. The loss reinforces the fragility of genius and the volatility of her happiness. Louisa is left adrift once more, facing wealth without companionship.

Now wealthier and more world-weary, Louisa meets Rod Anderson Jr. on a private-jet ride back to the U.S. and they marry, moving into a luxurious Manhattan penthouse. For a time she imagines a simple, quiet life, then they retire to a small farm that echoes Rod's childhood.

While spending time on a small farm, an inebriated Rod attempts to milk a bull and is knocked through a barn wall, leaving Louisa widowed again. The tragedy pushes her further toward a lonely, wanderer’s orbit, yet she persists through wealth and loss.

Louisa encounters Pinky Benson, a nightly clown performer who for years has entertained locals. They fall in love and live aboard Pinky's run-down Hudson River houseboat, enjoying a sheltered, eccentric romance that feels almost timeless.

Without his clown makeup, Pinky reveals a natural musical talent and becomes a Hollywood star. His fame leads to a pink mansion and a grand ego that isolates him from Louisa. At his film premiere, crowds frenzy and trample him, ending their idyll in tragedy.

Dr. Stephanson, presenting himself as the simple man she desires, proposes marriage. During a session, he accidentally triggers the movable psychiatric couch, leaving Louisa suspended and frightened. The janitor reveals himself to be Leonard Crawley, returned from ruin, who claims happiness lies in simplicity with Louisa.

Louisa and Leonard marry and settle on a quiet farm with four children. Leonard insists that happiness comes from a simple life and references Thoreau as inspiration. The final image is of a blessed, unassuming domesticity after decades of upheaval.

While plowing, Leonard apparently strikes oil, a moment that seems to seal their fortune. Oil company representatives arrive and reveal Leonard's strike punctured their pipeline, muting the wealth. They remain dirt-poor, but find contentment in their pared-down, simple life.