The Predator Holiday Special

At the North Pole, elf-worker Sprinkles and security guard reindeer Blitzen are talking about how excited they are for Christmas Eve when a tri-laser sight from a Yautja (Predator) appears on Blitzen’s flank. Recognising its indication, Blitzen pushes Sprinkles aside, draws out his signature mini-gun, and opens fire on the treeline, before he is killed by a shot from the unseen Yautja. Fleeing into the surrounding woods, a panicked Sprinkles attempts to radio Prancer and the other reindeer for backup, only to find the skinned corpse of Dasher hanging from a tree, before Sprinkles himself is impaled by the Yakutia’s wrist-blades.

Having received Sprinkles’ call, Prancer and several other heavily armed reindeer head into the woods to find the Yautja, but are ambushed and quickly slain. After decapitating its prey, the Yautja next makes for Santa’s cottage; seeing the creature approach, Santa calls upon his final reindeer, Larry (a John Rambo and Dutch Schaefer-inspired reindeer), who guns the creature down with an M16, before Santa and Larry share a congratulatory hi-five.

Several more Yautja from the deceased’s hunting party suddenly decloak around the fallen hunter’s corpse; as a sign of respect for defeating their comrade, the group’s leader hands Santa a trophy from a previous hunt — the Easter Bunny’s basket, full of Easter eggs. As the Yautja prepare to leave in peace with their fallen brother, they are suddenly all killed by an enraged Sprinkles in a savage acrobatic hand-to-hand brawl, oblivious to their peaceful intentions. In a post-credits scene, Santa and Larry look upon the scene of carnage in shock, before one of the eggs in the Easter basket, a Xenomorph egg, opens, shocking Santa as a facehugger jumps out.

Last Updated: October 01, 2025 at 13:06