The Package

Sean Floyd dreams of a lively spring break adventure as he gets ready for a camping trip in the woods with his friends Jeremy and Donnie. Excitement fills the air as they gather their gear and set off on a long drive to their camping destination.

Unbeknownst to Sean, Jeremy has invited his twin sister, Becky, who just ended a relationship with Chad, along with her friend Sarah, a former crush of Donnie. This unexpected addition adds tension and intrigue to the camping dynamic.

As the friends settle in, Donnie and Jeremy encourage Sean to approach Becky, igniting his nervous excitement. Despite the scattered butterflies, Sean's moment to shine is cut short when a prank leads him away from Becky.

During a playful moment involving a knife, Jeremy suffers a severe accident, accidentally severing his own penis. The shocking accident prompts immediate panic among the group as they realize the gravity of the situation.

In a frantic response, Sean takes control of the situation by gathering the group's phones to call 9-1-1. His panic escalates when he mistakenly texts Chad from Becky’s phone out of frustration.

Paramedics arrive via helicopter, but confusion ensues when Sean mistakenly gives them the wrong cooler, which he thought contained Jeremy's severed member. This mistake leads to a heartbreaking revelation for Jeremy.

At the hospital, Jeremy learns from a nurse that there was a mix-up with the cooler containing his severed member, prompting feelings of betrayal and disappointment towards his friends. The group grapples with guilt and confusion as they try to rectify their mistake.

While trying to find a ranger, the group encounters a snake, and in a fit of bravado, Becky throws the cooler at it. In an unexpected twist, this causes the severed member to reemerge, complicating an already dire situation.

Curiosity leads Sarah to chase after a drone, resulting in a disastrous tumble into a nearby ravine. The group's urgency grows as they race to rescue her, compounding their chaotic adventure.

The group crosses paths with a foul-mouthed 11-year-old boy camping with his father. Attempting to extort them for a boat, the boy is scared away when their discussion about severed appendages unsettles him.

Ultimately, the group arrives at the hospital only to discover that a different patient, Reginald, has received Jeremy's member by mistake after surgery. This revelation sets off a chain of events that leads to further chaos.

In the midst of trying to reclaim Jeremy’s member, Sean and Donnie confront Reginald, who reveals that his girlfriend reacted harshly to his infidelity. This confrontation escalates when Sheryl violently re-injures Reginald.

Sean gathers the courage to apologize to Becky, dispelling any illusions she may have held about her ex-boyfriend Chad. As tensions ease, Donnie and Sarah reconcile, while Becky and Sean’s bond begins to deepen.

The group makes one last desperate effort to ensure Jeremy receives the correct severed member. Their journey culminates in a renewed sense of camaraderie and purpose among the friends as they face adversity together.

As the friends prepare to leave, they discover Jeremy recovering with his new girlfriend, Kendall Jenners. In a joyous conclusion, Sean and Becky share a passionate kiss, marking the start of a promising new relationship.