Sex Kittens Go to College

Collins College becomes a hub of distraction and delight when the search for a new science department head takes an unconventional turn. Instead of relying on traditional interviews, the faculty consults a quirky campus computer known as Thinko, which recommends Dr. Mathilda West as the ideal candidate. Her arrival is met with a mixture of awe and skepticism; she possesses an intimidating roster of academic credentials, including thirteen degrees and fluency in eighteen languages. Yet, for all her intellect, her striking beauty immediately disrupts the status quo, turning the institution into a stage for humorous complications where professional decorum struggles to survive.

The dynamic between the staff and students rapidly unravels as the brilliant professor finds herself the center of attention for reasons that have little to do with her curriculum. Public relations director George Barton and the jealous dean, Dr. Myrtle Carter, find their established relationship tested by the new arrival, while the student body—including a star athlete with a peculiar aversion to beautiful women—struggles to maintain composure. The campus hums with gossip and rivalry, creating a vibrant backdrop where academic ambition collides with raw charisma, and where the line between a scholar and a spectacle becomes increasingly blurred.

Further complicating matters is the computer itself, which seems to offer predictions that go far beyond science fair projects, adding a strange, almost magical layer to the college routine. When a visiting hoodlum named Legs Raffertino arrives with a misunderstanding of the machine’s purpose, the resulting confusion brings a touch of gangster farce to the ivory tower. As Dr. West navigates the swirling rumors and the erratic behavior of those around her, the film weaves a tale of romance, reputation, and the unpredictable nature of life on campus.