Me and the Colonel

Danny Kaye as S. L. Jacobowsky is a resourceful Jewish refugee in Paris just as Nazi forces march into France. With the city about to fall, he races to secure a way out while maneuvering through a tense web of loyalties and hidden agendas. The other key thread follows Polish diplomat Dr. Szicki, Ludwig Stössel, who entrusts secret information to Colonel Prokoszny, Curd Jürgens, with a strict deadline that must reach London. The two men, fatefully connected by a single vial of time, set the stage for a nerve-wracking road trip that blends danger, humor, and human cunning.

The plan quickly goes awry and then snaps into motion when Prokoszny commandeers the car Jacobowsky has secured—thanks to the driver’s foresight about gasoline, a small mercy that buys them a shared ride. Along for the ride is Szabuniewicz, Akim Tamiroff, the colonel’s loyal orderly, and a budding dash of improvisation as the unlikely quartet hurtles southward through a country in turmoil. Their first major stop is Reims, not far from the advancing German lines, where the colonel intends to retrieve his girlfriend, Suzanne Roualet, Nicole Maurey. Suzanne’s path crosses with Major Von Bergen, Alexander Scourby, who can’t help but be drawn to her, adding a dangerous layer to an already precarious escape.

As they slip deeper into danger, a complicated trio dynamic unfolds. Jacobowsky’s wit and audacity clash with Prokoszny’s rigid sense of duty, while Szabuniewicz’s quiet, steadfast presence keeps the group from tearing apart. Jacobowsky’s charm slowly wins Suzanne, and at a crucial pit stop the resourceful refugee manages to flatter a proud, royalist owner at a chateau by spinning a tale that the colonel would become the monarch of a liberated France. The ruse buys them comfortable lodgings, but it also brings a reckoning: a drunken duel threat from Prokoszny that Jacobowsky deftly defuses, illustrating the film’s signature blend of humor and high-stakes peril.

When the Germans, led by Von Bergen, overrun the chateau, the four must flee again. A compassionate turn comes from a Mother Superior, Martita Hunt, whose quiet intervention helps them shake off their pursuers and keep faith with their precarious plan to reach safety. The escape reaches a tense crescendo at a prearranged rendezvous with a British submarine, where hope finally hinges on a tight balance of luck and loyalty. The submarine commander reveals a harsh reality: there is room for only two aboard.

Suzanne makes a selfless choice that upends expectations. She has the colonel and Jacobowsky go ahead, while she and Szabuniewicz stay behind to resist the invasion in their own way. The moment is weighted with courage and self-sacrifice, underscoring the film’s recurring theme: peace and safety often demand the willingness to risk everything for others.

The final act delivers a sharp turn of irony and warmth. Just as Jacobowsky and Prokoszny board the submarine, the colonel realizes that he forgot the secret documents back with the car. With quick finesse, Jacobowsky retrieves the papers from a hidden scarf and delivers them to the colonel in a way that defuses the tension and reaffirms their unlikely alliance. In a closing line that underscores the film’s spirit, Prokoszny admits, with an uncharacteristic soft edge, “More and more I like this Jacobowsky.”

More and more I like this Jacobowsky

Across its brisk tempo and deft tonal shifts, the film threads a portrait of resilience under pressure. It pairs sharp dialogue with moments of genuine tenderness, letting humor arise from the clash of personalities while never diminishing the gravity of the stakes. The cast—led by Danny Kaye as S. L. Jacobowsky and Curd Jürgens as Colonel Prokoszny—moves with a rhythm that sustains suspense and warmth alike. The ensemble, including Akim Tamiroff as Szabuniewicz and Nicole Maurey as Suzanne Roualet, weaves a tapestry of loyalties, jokes, and acts of quiet bravery that stay true to the period’s peril while offering a hopeful note about human connection in dark times. The plot’s various twists—car repossession turned reluctant partnership, a chateau’s temporary refuge, a standoff with occupying forces, and a final, bittersweet compromise—all converge in a satisfying, character-driven arc that feels both timeless and distinctly of its era. The film remains a testament to ingenuity, courage, and the surprising ways people can find common ground when the world seems perilously unglued.

Last Updated: October 09, 2025 at 11:12