For Sale by Exorcist

In a world where real‑estate listings are as likely to mention lingering drafts as they are square footage, the film follows a uniquely niche profession: a Southern‑born realtor who doubles as an exorcist. She roams the backroads and suburbs, turning cursed properties into market‑ready showcases, all while sprinkling her dialogue with colorful idioms and a thick country drawl that makes even the most unsettling specters feel oddly at home.

Susan is a bright, tenacious woman whose reputation for “flipping haunted houses” has turned her into a go‑to figure for anyone desperate to sell a home with a past. Though her career thrives on constant motion, she longs for the stability of a place she can truly call her own. That dream is jolted when a high‑profile TV mogul, Amanda Duncan, snatches the very house Susan has been eyeing, forcing her to negotiate a risky deal that promises more than just a roof over her head.

The moment Susan steps into her new abode, the familiar hum of the supernatural returns, this time with a personal edge that threatens her very safety. The story balances a cheeky, self‑aware humor with an undercurrent of dread, as the protagonist must confront the unintended consequences of a life spent banishing others’ ghosts. To navigate this escalating unease, she enlists the help of Father Doyle, a foul‑mouthed priest whose pragmatic, no‑nonsense approach offers both comic relief and a stark reminder of the stakes involved.

With its blend of southern charm, sharp wit, and a haunted‑house aesthetic, the film sets a tone that is equal parts laugh‑out‑loud and spine‑tingling. It invites viewers to wonder how far one will go to secure a place they can finally call home, and whether the ghosts of the past can truly be laid to rest—or just wait for the next open house.

Last Updated: August 09, 2025 at 19:15