For Sale by Exorcist

Susan Price, a lively and determined Southern realtor, has carved out a niche for herself by specializing in flipping haunted houses. Known for her thick country accent and quirky expressions like “madder than a wet hen,” Susan combines her real estate expertise with an unusual talent for exorcising spirits. Her goal is to cleanse properties of supernatural inhabitants before putting them back on the market, a service that has made her quite popular among clients dealing with paranormal issues.

The movie provides a detailed look into Susan’s daily life, capturing her interactions with both clients and the various haunted properties she takes on. Each house she encounters presents unique challenges: bleeding walls, glowing eyes, and other eerie phenomena that test her resolve. Despite the supernatural complications, she approaches each job with a mix of humor, grit, and unwavering determination.

After years of living nomadically, constantly moving from one haunted property to another and living out of motels, Susan begins to crave stability and desires to find a permanent home of her own. Her plans seem to be coming true when she sets her sights on a particular property she believes will be her forever home. However, her hopes are dashed when Amanda Duncan, a TV real estate mogul, outbids her for the property. Undeterred, Susan makes a bold and somewhat desperate decision to strike a deal with Amanda in hopes of reclaiming the house, which sets off a series of events that cause her professional and personal worlds to collide.

As Susan moves into her newly acquired home, she immediately begins to experience strange and unsettling phenomena. Spirits she previously expelled from other properties start to return, angrier and more vengeful than before. These haunting experiences escalate from minor disturbances like unexplained noises and objects moving, to more dangerous and life-threatening encounters. The situation forces Susan to confront the consequences of her actions in the spectral realm.

In her desperate fight for peace, Susan seeks the help of John Dimes, who plays Father Doyle—a foul-mouthed priest with a no-nonsense attitude and a complex, often contentious, but ultimately effective partnership with her. Together, they confront a bizarre array of spirits, including a succubus that grabs men in the groin and death-metal necromancers reanimated from the dead. The film humorously pokes fun at typical paranormal investigation and real estate tropes, adding a layer of entertainment for viewers who enjoy both genres.

One of the movie’s notable features is Susan’s interactions with her goth couple clients, Kassandra and Lucian, which adds a quirky charm to her professional life. As the supernatural threats intensify, Susan’s resilience is put to the test. In a climactic showdown, she confronts the vengeful spirits in her home, battling to banish them once and for all. With the help of Father Doyle and her own skills, she manages to overcome the supernatural onslaught, reclaim her house, and finally find a sense of peace and stability she has long desired.

Throughout the film, there are moments of levity and humor, particularly through Susan’s witty remarks and satirical take on paranormal and real estate clichés. Her journey is a mix of humor, horror, and perseverance, culminating in her ultimate triumph over the ghosts and her own doubts. This story captures a unique blend of southern charm, ghostly adventures, and the resilience of a strong, independent woman facing extraordinary circumstances.

Last Updated: July 24, 2025 at 08:18