Bloodsucking Bastards

In the dreary confines of their office, Evan Sanders confides in his relaxed colleague Tim about an important presentation for securing the lucrative Phallucite account. The atmosphere is tense, especially after a strange encounter Evan had earlier with Amanda, the HR head.

Evan experiences an uncomfortable moment with Amanda, who whispers sweet nothings in his ear, only to be met with his firm refusal. This odd incident quickly becomes a source of amusement for Tim, who shares the story with Andrew and Mike in the break room, further increasing the tension in the air.

The situation grows worse for Evan when Ted Plunkett, the branch president, promotes Max Phillips—a colleague from Evan’s past—over him as the new sales manager. This news not only adds to Evan's frustration but also instigates Max's interest in Amanda, heightening Evan's sense of betrayal.

As the office descends into its nightly rhythm, Mike isolates himself in a bathroom stall, indulging in late-night gaming. His joy is abruptly shattered when Evan discovers Mike's seemingly lifeless body, only for it to vanish mysteriously by morning, leaving behind unanswered questions.

Max surreptitiously influences office worker Dave, turning him into a vengeful vampire with a thirst for revenge stemming from lingering sports betting debts. This transformation adds another layer of chaos to the already tense office environment.

With the pressure intensifying for the Phallucite presentation, Evan seeks help from Zabeth, who harbors feelings for him. Tasked with retrieving critical files from the ominous basement, Zabeth unknowingly puts herself in great danger, becoming entangled in Max's malevolent plans.

Evan enlists Andrew for a late-night work session, but things take a dark turn when Andrew ventures into the basement and is attacked by Zabeth, who has now transformed into a vampire. This shocking encounter leads Evan to realize the grave situation they are all facing.

While rummaging through Max's files, Evan stumbles upon unsettling photos of Amanda and employee records filled with ominous symbols. This discovery reinforces Evan's suspicion that Max is orchestrating horrific events within the office.

In a moment of desperation, Evan attempts to call Amanda but is intercepted by Max, who taunts him over the phone. This call pushes Evan closer to his breaking point as the stakes continue to rise in the office.

The next morning, Ted, Tim, and Max find Evan sleeping at his desk, blissfully unaware of the chaos lurking around him. Andrew emerges from the basement transformed and carrying the presentation, further complicating the tense situation.

Evan and Tim begin to investigate the growing vampire threat, noting peculiar behaviors among their coworkers. Tim reports his alarming observation of Max turning Elaine, their administrative assistant, into one of the undead, solidifying their fears.

Seeking help from security guard Frank, Evan and Tim discover that Frank's car has been vandalized, leaving them feeling vulnerable against the escalating vampiric attacks. This incident highlights the impending danger that looms over them.

In a surprising twist, the office janitor reveals his true nature and launches a brutal attack on Frank. In a fierce struggle, Frank manages to impale the janitor, signaling that the threat within their ranks is far more sinister than they imagined.

After regrouping, Evan, Tim, and Frank notice that many of their coworkers have morphed into productive vampires. Armed with office supplies, they brace themselves for a final showdown against Ted, Max, and Andrew, who now embody the deadly forces they feared.

Amidst the chaos, Max's intentions to eliminate Ted surface when he brutally snaps Ted's neck. As they struggle to rescue Amanda from Max's grasp, the group faces a horde of transformed colleagues, leading to a fierce battle that will determine their fate.