Abbott and Costello Meet the Keystone Kops

Willie is a quick-witted, impulsive entertainer who leans into danger for a laugh. He relies on improvisation to survive the film’s chaotic chase, often dragging Harry along for the ride. His optimism and willingness to double as a stunt performer drive the caper and keep the mood light.

Harry is Willie’s loyal partner, brash but well-meaning. He uses courage and street-smarts to navigate the film industry’s scams and get back their money. His straight-man persona provides a counterpoint to Willie’s chaos, sharpening the duo’s comic dynamic.

Joe Gorman, alias Sergei Toumanoff, is a scheming con man who sells a non-existent studio and plays director and victim in the caper. He relies on charm and counterfeit authority to manipulate others and protect his money. His dual identity drives the plot as Willie and Harry chase him across the country.

Leota Van Cleef is Toumanoff’s glamorous girlfriend who dreams of stardom and uses charm to influence events. She moves between the film world and the road trip with a mix of ambition and romance. Her presence complicates Gorman's schemes and fuels the chase.

Rudolph Snavely runs the West Orange Studio, a straight-faced executive who recognizes talent in the chaos of the amateur stuntwork. He ultimately hires Willie and Harry for the new film, seeing their comedic energy as an asset. His business-minded approach contrasts with the production chaos on set.

Hinds is Toumanoff’s henchman, embodying the film’s physical comedy threat. He sabotages equipment and contributes to risky stunts, adding tension to the production sequences. He’s part of the caper’s farcical chaos until the pursuit resolves.